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Came across something like this and gave it a shot, not expecting much..

hmmpphh.. dunno how they get this figure but well, kukujian’s 2 months anniversary status. Check it out yourself and dun come crying if your valuation is lower than mine, haha! And for those valuated higher than kukujian, u are good, I’ll catch up.. by posting more porn posts

I really can’t resist myself further. I will confess. Many have questioned my sillyness & stubborness choice of being a Tottenham Hotspurs true hearted guy throughout, but there’s this something tat i love about this football club. And i’ll share this out and be emotional, after i let myself out on one of the best spurs performance i’ve ever lay my eye balls on since i started knowing football, no joke, really, i’m serious, pls bear with me being cocky for once.

Yesterday’s performance vs. Bolton at the Lane, made me high. It is matches like this tat u go around wanting to shout and yell and tell every1 in the street tat spurs is ur team. It’s time like this tat if u have an official original lily white spurs underwear, u’ll wear it and run around Chow Kit with just it. It was just a beauty to see favourite players strolling the ball around the park so gracefully. The penetration was just so sharp - football with purpose and oh i was so excitingly mushy. Keane was like a wizard, well a funny kinda wizard, maybe a sorceror. He scored twice, made 1 goal, and got sent off for the “handball” on the own goal line. Wouldn’t wanna get to tat as the point is tat all this happened in the 1st half, within 36 minutes. Yes, all of these.

My Delicious Berbatov, source: soccernet

But wat really made me steam, was the Bulgarian devil angel - Berbatov. I’ve never b4 seen a spurs did wat he did - the great way, the way tat ppl like me will hit climax. Down to 10 men, he was a lone ranger upfront. But nah.. he didn’t look so at all. His 1st touch and ball control will turn me into a gay lord if i were to see him. Normal person will say tat he is elegant, stylish, classy, but i’ll say tat he is the football world’s guy next door if i really am a gay. Any1 tat knows football will acknowledge tat his performace just made u ejaculate in ur pants. I can’t have more praise to anyone else in a modern spurs jersey tat i’ve come to known, other than David Ginola. This might be emberasing but i’ll say it - I love Berbatov more than any chicks and breast at the moment. And also i quote from a spurs forum that i frequent “I’ve seen god, and he wears the #9″

The match was so enjoyable that i was having so much fun watching it with the volume turned down, well not tat cuz it’s late, but tat the commentator got on my nerves a few times when he pick on many tiny spurs mistakes, criticise spurs even though we are leading and playing with 10 men for around 60 mins of the match - bias guy, must be a gunners or chelski addict. This didn’t even come close to spoiling my mood, spurs played like they have 12 man on the pitch, the spirit was great and the defence, even without captain King - was solid, and i was really suprised. Oh gawd, I’m out of words to describe the whole team performance, if i’m allowed.. i’ll write till they lose the next game next month and still be singing praises.

3 wins in 8 days, all against premiership teams, with 10 goals scored and leaking only 2, i am, and will be a spurs forever.. u know i mean it.. i’ve been with shits with spurs for so many year and i’m still having so much passion for them. I’m convinced, no matter how they suck sometimes are, there’s no 2nd team for me. This is me, the Spurry Spurred Spurs.

With nothing much to shout in Sg. Pelik, we decided to go down further to Melacca - Aunty Chu’s where we are bound to have much more fun, surely. It’s on this day itself that we drove back to PJ from Sg. Pelik, and from PJ down to Melacca. Logistic wise we were terrible, as if petrol price has no effect on us?! At least we fed the doggies..

Instantly we felt the family feel.. the warm warm ppl with warm warm smile and real real welcome. The ‘entertainment’ started with not much delay, the usual 3 kaki mahjong table transformed into a table with more than 6 ppl. And the night goes on with me burning my pocket. Uh huh, no such lady luck this year.. the golden boar clearly dislikes the kuku doggie.. In no time, i was found paparazzi-ing the pinkies.

Well this 1st pinky “victim” clearly likes the idea of being paparazzied, she curi curi senyum - like wanna pose but pai seh wana pose kinda feeling - so smile smile a bit bit, wait till i get those big big dSLR, then she sure pose chun one.

This 2nd pinky “victim” is a senior in this field, she is calm and cool and ignores the camera while focusing on the focus - clocking her average 5 mins++ composing of 1 sms.

Caught a glimpse of the FA Cup 5th round match of Fulham vs. Spurs, half time leading 1-0 and being an spussy, had true confidence in the team and went to sleep. Hah! Turned out 4-0 winners. Note, it’s an away match and it’s only the 2nd away win of the season.. (now i’m confused, shud i be proud?!)

The next day was THE DAY in this piggie year. Highlights of the following actions are from the kitchen.

Most of the food was wollapped during lunch. The mysterious meat, if u’re still unsure til now, is abalone. Fresh abalone smuggled caught from Australia, heard it has been banned lately for some reasons tat is obvious.

Time to feel the effect of the meal.

When you are not ready to pose, u are natural and everything seems to be bloated normal, and u dun smile much cuz u know somethings is wrong.

But when u know wat’s wrong with the pose, u rectify urself even though it’s temporary just for the sake of the camera. You look better and flatter fitter and now u know how to smile, cuz u look good for that 3 seconds of frame. :)

And then when u got the hook of how to pose to look best, u maintain the same style as long as the cameraman tells u to, making a superman pose and head must look away from the camera. After the camera flash fades, then only u go back to normal stance.

Kuku verdict: 4/5

Most of the enjoyment was during the preparation and cooking of the meal - Though didn’t contribute much, besides cutting some canned abalone using a primary school scissors. Even this only, also failed - was caught having few pieces of it un-cut. The fresh abalone turned out slightly off, over steamed a lil’ and it was like chewing fat pork meat, oh and next time, the dark part would need to be sliced off as it’s too hard - lesson learnt! (the chef claimed to be a virgin in cooking fresh abalone). Besides that, would be glad to say tat this really kicked off my CNY mood for this piggie year! Oh and also, this will be remembered as “how kitchen can be a fun place for guys”.

ps: thanks narrowband for sharing the CSS photo gallery, gotta know tat the previous theme couldn’t support this gallery and so i’ve got it changed. Tried to do some customization but in the end hit a road block - was stunned to nutz when found out in the end tat the pictures dun appear when u click into the post itself, was cursing u for not mentioning anything bout this ahh.. but well.. thanks again!

CNY year 2007, wat a boring different one.. looking by comparison of recent years, to be exact many many good o’years ago. It’s the 1st day of CNY and i’m already back in PJ. Since i can remember, CNY is so been looked forward to - starting with those legal firecrackers days, receving ang pows, buddying around with cousins elder or younger, eating together making noise together and gambling ‘entertainment’ with no hard feelings - Never to be seen anymore.. I’ve always have that never wanting to leave Sg. Pelik feeling ( our family always used to be the last to leave, this year, 1st to leave) , even though i still had the not wanting to leave feeling this time around, yet just now it was really time to go..

New Years eve’s was always the most anticipated, where i can be together gather with younger cousin brothers - it’s so warm and so buddy, it still is now, but there’s something really really different already. We used to prepare lunch for grandpa grandma and ask them to come back and enjoy it - by burning 3 joysticks and honour them, then queuing up to plug it onto the frame, no queue this year. It used to be an honoured part of the year and we all will try our best to be there. This year’s eve, thank goodness there are these 3 lil’ angels to be there with me.

They just made my day so much brighter and added much warm and loadsa laughter to my else dull day. It made me realize how much i have missed for not having any younger sister - so please excuse me if i treat gals better sometimes, it’s my curse to care for gals more, call me bias but well u might not understand how it feels for so eagerly wanting to have a lil’ sister to love.

The 2 gals went off after lunch and it’s down to the “大陆仔” to be solo with me, he just made me think back when life is so innocent and fun, dunno much about worries and miseries. From the way he smiles u know tat their world is full of innocence, hope they wouldn’t grow up to know bout how cruel complicated family affairs can turn out and make a mess of brotherly relationship sometimes. Well guess he doesn’t know much yet as all he seems to care now is to burn down the house with all his antics. LOL!

Every year, on the 1st day of CNY, all of us will seat together on the round table from grandma’s days, and have our vegetarian breakfast. Fried soo fen, fu-zok soup and pickled celeries, coming along with a mountain of white rice that you’re not supposed to finish. It’s simple yet always so tasty, is it cuz i’m always hungry or is it cuz it’s eaten with my big family? Anyway, this year it was tasty cuz i’m hungry tat’s for sure.. every year it used to be too packed tat all of us will be squeezing in the table - made me wonder why don’t we get a bigger table?! But now i know why, we don’t need to cuz this year (or probably many years to come), there were only 7 of us - 3 of us, 3 of Uncle Seng, and Aunty Ivy. The 5 brothers, now down to 2. Uncle Peter is in US, he’s the coolest uncle anyone will ever have and he make up to this every other occasion he’s back here, by just being the coolest uncle - and we so do understand and got used to him not on the table, but..

These are the bowls of rice tat we prepared just in case the absentees appeared, not sure it’s for courtesy purpose or tradition purpose to have the bowl representing them even though they are not around. Somehow though, this year, with less congestion, the atmosphere was calm. Remember when grandpa & grandma was still around, we eat in silent mode. Chew also softer and drink soup also no sipping sound, yes it’s like tat but nobody says tat u can’t talk - so usually everybody eat fast and cabut from the table fast. Not today, we ate and we yak and we chatted, whoa.. i prefer it this way.

Time to leave, and just bout that instance, 2 other uncles came back. Personally, it’s really good to see them. No matter wat conflict is going on between the siblings, they are still my uncle and i treat them with my utmost respect. Especially for my uncle who we stayed together when i was still a primary small little dicky, till mid-high school time. I used to see him a lot around, i will never forget tat he buys me lunch with so much meat & vege and tat always fill my then tiny tummy.

He has an ex that is so sexy, hot, pretty. she has a great body and got a smart and classy looks tat frankly did drive my hormones “unstable” a little. And they have slept many nights over in the room tat i’m currently typing all this out. I can still smell her fragrance. That beauty grace made me still remembering her name even though it’s like 10 years ago. Can’t help it, i just hit puberty. They broke up yet he always seems to be so busy, with loadsa architect plans around and tat he hardly has space time to sleep - he is indeed hardworking and he has got his wealth & power comfort now. I’ve heard that he’s gonna shift (shifted?) to a semi-D nearby his office, sad thing is tat we used to stay under 1 roof yet now i can’t even be sure where he is staying currently. The siblings dun communicate, hardly eye contact, yet this made me stucked - i want them as my uncle, i like greeting & wishing them and calling them uncle, i miss prefer my younger days uncle - my uncles when grandma is still around.

Lastly, while we were about to take off and our AhCock was parked inside, need the just arrived to give way, i quote here “做兄弟做到这样子” - at least, they still address pa as 兄弟.

To sign out in a better mood, this is some shots i took from the room when the clock strikes 12 on New Years day. It’s better to stay awake enjoy the fireworks display rather than mumbling over the bang bang noises created by the fireworks. It’s always like this in Sg. Pelik, ever since i remembered.

While my ears was busy filtering out the bang bang boom of the fireworks to give my mind some peace of rest, the brain cels just cant keep quiet. And this is a dream tat i am not forgetting at the moment.

Before i go any further, would like to emphasize that it was a DRY dream. My dreams are usually hyper-weirdo & freaky. Well this time around it’s not so, in fact I kinda wanted it to last. There are no sex no kinky horny nonsense, though sometimes i would enjoy it. it was purely decent and full of feeling, it was lovely and mushy - I was with someone, a gal of course, not a gay lord watsoever. We didn’t do much except being together gather, close close, doing something decent, caring a lot for one and another, showing concern, enjoying each other’s companionship, close sweet sweet communicating, lovey dovey and having lotsa laughter - kinda in love but we are not lovers kinda thing, and i dunno whether she has a boyfren or not. In real life she does. 

The twist is that this is some gal tat i’m not supposed to do this kinda thing with, and i’ll never ever mention who this gal is, do not test me - it’s totally inappropriate even though there’s no horny elements involved, and i shall poo all this sweet thoughts out the next time i visit the loo. hmm.. makes me wonder is it ok to share this dream out, or whether the gal will even be interested to hear all this? After all, it’s just a dream..

It’s the time again to clean and clear up your own space the office, nothing much as the highest task of washing the air-con filter was done barely a few weeks ago, and not to mention the kakak was around this time to help us as well.. Gotta mention tat Yong & Eric has been amazing, from the meeting room to the outside windows, they wipe wipe wipe it there.. So it was back to my own table (my only contribution?!) anyway, it’s much neater (is it?!) now.. many in office will be wondering how long will this last..

Everybody is happy and excited after that, also knowing that the working hours are done for the day, obviously a lot of holiday moody ppl around..

Cybie’s baby size shirt was too tiny there and it’s gotta be censored crossed out to avoid further scolding in this new year. With not much kaki left to satisfy our itchy fingers, we commenced to 1-utama around 4 - 5 CBs.

The last minute crowd was quite overwhelming and the movie tickets are almost all out! Lucky though, we got 5 tickets for Ghost Rider (will talk bout this soon) and the nutty thing is, our A&W tapao to the cinema was detected and gotta leave it at the cinema lockers.. apparently traced for being too “honest”. I’ve learnt something though, when they check on ur beg next time, say it’s an undergarment, bra or panties, or maybe a used condom? bet they won’t open it up.. sorry cybie for making u starve throughout the movie.. but it made us save it for dinner, which we ironically went back to A&W and enjoy it..

We then saw a liondance performance from the 4th level staring way downwards to the ground floor. And the lion really do look horny from this angle, be a judge urself..

or do they look like they are giving “curry chicken” from your angle too?! Bet it must have turned them on as they did turn the crowd on..

oh and nic u just can’t resist posing uh.. well i dun blame u :) 

And it was then a day, sorry weikiat tat we got too tired for your proposed 2nd session, we are human too!

Happy Piggie Year!