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It really got to my nerves when wanching showed me the Chinese papers on an article of the turtle poachers – busted in Sabah waters. It was sad to see so many turtles lying under the sun with their mouth tied to thier ass.

fuck u heartless idiots.

Instantly grab The Star to see whether there’s coverage of this in English (yupe, it took me 2 minutes to read the 1st mandarin sentence and i wanted to read faster).

This is the article. It’s so sickening to read about “human” doing this kinda things and frankly, i was a lil’ boiling deep inside while reading it.

260 unprotected turtles in a China trawler, with only 20 saved. In other words, 240 innocent turties lie there dead.

source: The Star

You can see some of the turtles having their neck so erected extended – They are trying to get out of the shell as last resort for survival.

Sad, so sad. There was a zoomed in picture in the Chinese papers, right on the face of the turtles – I see tears, and i feel tears.

Source: yahoo news

A small Hawksbill is worth about RM1,000 and its shell can be made into spectacle frames and other accessories.

If this is the reason turtles are killed, I’ll rather wonder around short sighted wear frameless spectacles. Accessories wise, i’m hopeless.

Aren’t they just too cute to deserve all these, even though they eat yucky jelly fish – they are still the coolest thing i’ve came across, way up there along with the camie o’ camels.

Good on the marine police for busting these bastards, time to strip them and sunbathe them and when thier penis get’s a little toasted & roasted, let the turtles eat thier burnt fungal dick.

It will provide enuf protein for the turtles to make turtie love and produce 10x turtie eggs and re-populate these loses.

I would really want my grand daughters to see turties underwater mating doing their thing free and easy style. I’ll make sure my daughters will not wear turtie shell earings or turtie bra or turtie cup bikini tops. If u have one, kindly give it to the Fishery Department and see whether a turtle can be revived.

It’s pizza ninja time!

1 day, when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles make thier way here by blasting out from the drainage system, nobody will ever, EVER do this to turties again!

Dear Spussy,

Pls forgive me for writting so much to u today, just seems tat there are some worthy things happening around tat might turn u on.

Ex-spurry, Edgar Davids aka PitBull did this with Ajax. He made the opposite goalie faint with his ball, and it was wat, 35++ yards out?? U’ve gotta take a look at this:

Shud we say that the pitbull got his boots all fired up? Or is it the goalie desperate for attention for next year’s Academy Awards?

love,
Spurry

Dear Spussy,

On the day when international football for England is getting slightly boring, u hit me with this. And hoh how can i not be impressed.

“Spurs top charity league and support children”

It’s things like this tat makes Tottenham faithful feeling warm & fuzzy tat there is a goodwill beneath all the glamours. No point digging in the scandals & conspiracy actual figures and reasoning behind all these, the part tat amazes is that the nearest Premier League club tat comes 2nd is actually 45 times behind!!

And it makes me wonder why aren’t any of the “big” clubs in English Football being mentioned at all. Let’s just hope they spent it to satisfy their dick on some other goodwill and didn’t want any press or announcment on it wat-so-ever.

love,
Spurry

Dear Spussy,

Now tat the verdict is out for the spurs fan who ALMOST landed his punch on Chelsea’s Frank Lampard, as disgraceful as it is, justice was laid on that fella. Life time ban from White Hart Lane – any spurs faithful will drop their balls (no matter male or female). But this guy rightfully deserved it, no unsporting fans like this are welcomed as a spurs fan.

Well, if u haven’t seen this yet, have a look at this amazing footage. What is he thinking?!

What a “miss”, but thank goodness he missed, lampar Lampard is a great footballer and no matter how much rivalry there is between, they play football and they entertain us with their wonders.

Well i do hope no more Spurs fan go around doing this. It’s not our style ei? we lose, we lose with crying pride. We win, we win with laughing style!

love,
Spurry

And as a follow up to my previous post of “Exposed to B cup Hyper-testis”, i’m really relieved to have got my 1st out of 3 dosage of Hyper-testical prevention.

Apparently I was blessed with the 2-in-1 Hepatitis A + B vaccine within 1 jab. Else, i’ve gotta take 2 freaking injections for both A & B prevention, a multiply that with 3 dosage?! The doctor somemore say need to aim the same pore for shall I opt for the traditional 1 for A & 1 for B.

Thanks to TwinRix, now i feel stronger my left arm is feeling the sensation slight numbness and weakness.

It’s something like when u have diarrhea and u have been in & out the toilet 9 times today – The softness and gonna-burst feeling u have at the entrance of ur ass, and u just dun feel like doing anything else to ur ass. The hand is working fine, just tat u dun feel like moving it.

It’s also some sort compatible to the feeling after u have ejaculated and no more energy to lift up ur dick up or watsoever.

But it ain’t tat bad after all, the penetration was sudden & strong, yet smooth and exciting, the needle was coated full with lubricant and there wasn’t much restriction friction. But there was some sort of discomfort when the liquid is ejaculated in my body. Well, guess i can’t do much when it releases – just gotta sit and wait for it to drain out and pour itself all empty.

And all this comes with a cost that was way out of expectation. The clinic just a block from my house quoted a RM45 for the B, only B. But i wasn’t cared to ask about the A and apparently the A cost almost 3 times more than B!! And twinrix, being a combination of both, cost RM150.

Yes, tat’s for the 1 jab. 2 more to come. Next one being 25/4/07 (Please be kind enuf to remind my old mind if u happen to remember it). I am sure it’s worth the hell health of it, just make sure I get immuned after the 3rd injection, else i’m gonna start drinking 20 mugs of vaccine.

Something hitted me today tat i remember ma saying “Jian, remember to get your Hepatitis B jab when u are free okie?” This is after we went to Bangar Medical Centre for my 1st medical checkup few months ago, and my result was i dun have Hepatitis B antigen, and also dun have HIV it’s immunization. And only till know tat it strucked me again.

And when it just came out during our CB lunch in KFC, i know i’ve gotta act, no joke. Thanks to cybie’s knowledgable & medical expertise – She made all of us pee starting to show more concern, which we rightly shud!

The phrase that i still remember her saying is

later u kena liver cancer and then u die then u know.

This sent the shiver down to my dick, i can also sense the same shivering down there concern of the other CB listening.

Well the actual explanation of Hypertestis Hepatitis B is:

Hepatitis makes your liver swell and stops it from working right.

Liver swell?? Ain’t this better, bigger liver can function with more capacity? crap, dun think so ei? no joke..

And she also said something which sounds something like this:

It spreads thru saliva, so some ppl have their dishes seperate 1 set so they dun share with others.

It made me wonder, if saliva also spread, wat about eating outside?! Sounds very easy to get it and so i then start to whack my left shoulder, to get it warm up for injection. I’ve smacked it too much times too hard and it’s has some sensation tingling feeling now.

To fulfill my curiosity, did a google on “hepatitis B” and lead me to this:

Hepatitis B spreads by contact with an infected person’s blood, semen, or other body fluid.

Ain’t this similar with AIDS?! which made my wild guess right, Hepatitis B do spread through unprotected sex, needles, child birth from infected mother, etc.. Wow, this means a carrier of both this disease can infect HIV & B-cup Hyper-testis to an innocent one?

I’ve heard also that there’s this special place where all Hyper-testicals live together gather among themselves. They be friend and marry, like normal ppl, just tat they dont populate.

They make love and do kinky things like normal couples do, with no fear of spreading the disease – no protection required, they are infected with the virus! Bet there are loadsa LEGAL gang-banging & orgy, wat can the authorities say?

– I’m not sure bout this source, but i find it logical and eyes screaming. If you have more information about this, pls do share with me.

When i look at the test result, crap, i’m not immuned to A cup Hyper-testicals as well. But since A has always been overshadowed by B – not so much dead, not so critical, and googling it didn’t make me too worry, to focus shall be on B now. After all, A cup is always tinier smaller than B cup and the attention is always towards the bigger cup.

As for VDRL, the definition of this term ain’t that important. What is important is that it’s actually a screening test for syphilis. Familiar but dunno wat it is? Hmm.. as long as u haven’t been simply having sex like myself, don’t worry. Actually, didn’t know that the blood test includes screenings for sexually transmitted diseases as well! Non-reactive means i’m not having syphilis (not that i’m worried of!)

But i was curious, and found this:

Syphilis seems like having these bacteria infecting all over your penis. Eewww.. and i suddenly feel very disgusted thinking back on the adult show in Amsterdam. It’s like eating a rotten and full of fungus hot dog. YUCKS!

Take good care of urself my friends.