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So seriously, I’ve been wanting to watch this movie even though it seems plain bashing blood spilling without much dialogues and full of action - Wopps, guess i’ve just said out the spoilers of the movie. Well, don’t blame me, that’s basically the whole story plot of the movie.

But wait, as simple as it sounds, it is a delicious marvelous movie. Looking at the 300 warriors, it will surely engage more guys to sign up for gym membership, pump in protein & testosteron boosting.

Many praises goes to the movie’s new blend of computer graphics, ok we’ve been hearing this a lot so i won’t go there.

Still, i’ll need to say what else i liked so much about 300:

1. The warriors go to the gym everyday so they can build abs as thier armour. They make their gay opponents distracted and cannot focus in battle.

2. Spartan warriors aim for the penis and testicles rear part of body when they go for the kill. It was effective. Wonder if their opponents are female, where will they be aiming?!

3. The King’s final words for their last battle (knowing that it’s a dead war they are fighting):

Tonight, we dine in hell!

At 1st i tot it was supposed to be “die”. But guess it’s really meant to be dine - a feast in hell.

4. Okay now, seriously, a great piece of art here. During a battle, there’s this giant mutant being unleashed. When it’s head got chopped off, there’s the remaining of skin still attached tearing off while the head falls towards ground. OUCH! It then follows up with a small fountain of blood from the neck, ejaculating upwards for an instant - a bloody orgasm, AMAZING!

Nah, tat’s not exactly what i really like about 300. It’s moments when the Queen comes to scene, i always find myself resetting my seating position and drive my attention towards her. She is so hot . Her words are smart and wise, the way she conducts herself so gracefully.

At the beginning part, while the queen was talking, a Persian messenger slammed back:

Why do Spartas allow the woman to interfere in a man’s talk?

And this is how the Queen responded:

Cuz it’s Sparta women that gives birth to REAL man

She delivered it so calm yet stern. WooHOoo~!! I was cheering, seriously i was..

She wasn’t the voluptuous kinda Queen, but she’s the angelic kinda Queen. Even though she offered herself to the politician for words of him sending help to the 300 Sparta warriors in war, she was still an angel in my eyes, sacrificing her body to another guy for love of the country and her husband. Errm.. this sentence sounds weird..

And then there’s the Oracle, uh huh, some term from the Matrix but this is a bitchy kinda oracle. She is revived, and to advice the gods on decisions going around Sparta. Her mumblings are like silent cursing, and only the ugly face monks there translates to words, which they lied, as they have been bribed.

To be selected as the Oracle, you need to be the purest and most beautiful person in Sparta. “Her beauty is her curse” - Hmm.. can we apply it in real life?

1 thing about Oracle, I was pretty suprised that our Malaysian cencorship board allowed this to pass - the piercing nipples:

(sorry for the quality, i took it off a trailer)

It’s kinda amazing how the actress managed to maintain the spikiness of her nipples throughout the shooting of this, or is some female’s nipple always harden like tat? Must be interesting being the casting director for the Oracle. The 1st question he will ask while choosing the best candidate: “Is your nipple spiking now?”

Besides this scene, there “might” be 2 other erotic scenes which was censored. There’s this one where the King and Queen was awake naked, talk talk a bit, comfort comfort a bit, and then it’s daylight already. Hmm.. Also another part in the Persian King’s camp where it’s filled with chickens and hams and pussy and cats with too much milk. But we see nothing much there either..

Overall, I really rate this movie. It kinda gives me the drive to watch it at the big screen again if the nudes are uncencored. So guess I won’t. But what i will do if i’m a gay lord, i’ll download the wallpapers now and put it at my desktop.

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