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She’s been hot, way too hot for way too long. She’s been sunbathing for the passed 3 years without sunscreen, and i’ve been worried bout her getting skin cancer – she’s been warning me. As for those bird and monkey shit, and those tree liquid juice she’s been getting on her body – this i can’t help it, and sadly there are some inflamation on her left thigh and her fat butt.

Thanks to yong for the Air Cool voucher, i’ve got to drag it till the last day of the validity to get it done. A call to the handphone of the gal tat Yong did it 3 months ago, lead me to a guy’s voice. A lil’ turned off losing interest as he didn’t seem to know anything, i then gotta realize tat he’s been answering for his girl who is working for Air Cool, and she doesn’t speak Cantonese, even better – We can speak Mandarin. Set the appointment at 12 and was there punctual.

And when i reach the Puchong branch, just behind the EON centre, my jaws dropped there was a sweet young lady welcoming me. This must be the gal i’ve been speaking to. My instant thought made me think of a same birthday gal, way up North, which guess she won’t mind me showcasing her picture here (I hope)..

ShuShan if u are reading this, no intentions, just to reflect tat i’ve seen some1 very like u and tot of u. But frankly, i shudn’t compare, u are still much more prettier/cuter/nicer, really..

The Shu Shan look alike (except some elements tat i wouldn’t wanna mention here) is Stephy. She then brought me to choose the type of film tat i would like. Good thing bout Stephy, in terms of sales and selling things, she explains all u wanna know patiently and respects u in ur decision. Although it would always be great to sell higher range, she wasn’t too pushy and trying to get the most out of u. Guess she can read mind, doing the Matt Parkman on me, read my mind and understood my range of price without me needing to say it out, well yea basically it’s the price. See, told ya no hot chick can influence me in sucking my money?!

Erm.. kinda, i was convinced to take the 69% instead of the free voucher’s 50% infra-red radiotion reduction, and fork out the extra charges very willingly. This was right after she did a hot spot light experiment, putting the film in between the spotlight and my hand, and really i felt the difference. My hand’s hair was hot curly twisty without the tint, and with the tint in between, it straightened back and calmed down, it was tat powerful!. I was convinced! (again not cuz of the gal, pls).

And so it came with a 5 years warranty of bubbles, peeling, cracking etc those. Made a choice of colour and went for lunch. I didn’t attempt to ask Stephy for lunch (i could have and she’ll surely say she needs to work, so i didn’t bother being rejected), erm i’m saying this cuz i’ve no intentions u see.

I’ve heard ppl saying bout girls with more furry prominant hair on their body. They say more hair means more horny. I ain’t sure bout tat cuz i’m not a hairy girl/guy, and dun really know any good hairy girl frens tat i can ask them this question. Anyway, it was just an observation tat i saw, this gal has quite some hair on her arms (i dunno bout other places), but she’s too nice to even let me start thinking of wat u think i might be thinking.

The whole process of Ah May wearing internal condom cleaning, measuring, sticking and squeezing out the water/bubbles took slightly over 1 hour. And then Ah May looked damn matrix, a damn damn green-goldish Matrix. With RM581, she’s such a slut now.

Ah May, shot b4 protection, u’ll see the difference now.. i guess..

Porn (i can’t resist) Prom night is officially graduation night. In the West, it’s like the last night, last chance to get hooked up and lose your virginity. Here in the East, it’s a night where u gather together gather, dress up nice nice smart smart, eat some lousy food, see some performance, prom king queen parade and votings, and most importantly being camera sluts to almost anybody and everybody, which in my case those days, even to some that i’ve not spoken with.

In conjunction with the E-nite of our fellow MMU juniors, it hitted me with some memories of our days couple of years ago, good memories but i shall not bitch about it this time. Get into the mood, have the feel of some Enite over at Narrowband’s. BTW, i’m still bribing him to share his protected gallery password.

Managed to catch up with some buddies on how their graduation night was and i really cant resist but post this session of dialogue we have here:

Edited: The MSN snap shot was removed (27/4/07, 10.21am) due to some good reasons.. as i would still wanna be a good buddy to this guy, and the MSN snap shot is replaced with our confidential correspondence, which is also removed in good terms..

Edited: Conversation removed, i’ll post it somewhere else! haha kidding dude no worries it’s good secret, ah! we have a secret! :)

This was actually the 1st few times tat this buddy did typo on his words, he’s so good in the language and probably it’s a side effect sign of him embracing his inner thoughts.

To clarify, it’s concerning a wonderful moment during gradutation nite, where a guy and a gal got in contact with each other in the heat of taking pictures, and the pressing was meant for a female soft part (probably not so soft cuz pads are the in thing lately) against a male harder part. Just to emphasize, the male’s harder part is not an obscene part of his body.

To elaborate further, it’s like a hand pushing a button, but the other way round – a button pushing a hand. I would be glad to share the illustration of this but guess it would be inappropriate and i do respect this person very very a lot. I’ve gotta stop the talking now as i guess the person might not wanna share things with me in the future if i continue, and pls.. do not ask me who is this lucky guy, i’m not allowed to say even though he din tell me so.

BTW, the gal who’s pressing herself against this guy, is a beautiful gal who looks really angelic on the picture. And i guess this might be the triggering point of this guy’s wild imagination nice sharing with me, i really like talking bout this kinda things, sometimes.. and he understood me and brighten up my day by sharing this with me. I look forward for more of his sharings..

Well the bottom line, i just love how some guys think sometimes. U made my day and i thank u and u shall have no hard feelings on me! After all, it’s guys talks. :)

Deep inside, sub-conciously, there’s always these few ppl’s name tat will grab more attention when i open up my inbox. Let’s not get to tat here, just i have this special something for the name Beng Huat. And i dunno why..

Anyway, i open up his mail 1st thing in the morning and it reads like this:

did u know tanya was one of the miss malaysia universe 2007 finalist? i accidentally bumped into this fella’s website www.kennysia.com and i locked jaws.
go check it out!
beng

And so i checked out Kennysia’s and scrolled down till i see her, and i confirmed tat my jaws was locked. It was really the Tanya tat we see in lectures those days.

Thanks Kenny for the picture, i know u won’t mind me doing some diarying here.

Well i hardly know Tanya those days in MMU, it was a hi & bye relationship (u call this a relationship?!) but anyway we didn’t develop *puik puik* as if la i got the chance. Ok on a serious note, Tanya was one those good girls, angelic decent kind tat i just didn’t have the guts to know her more. Ok more accurately, i’m shy. Does knowing some of her frens count?!

Ripped this picture somewhere, and is still pending for the owner’s consent, but it’s here for the moment.

Great on u Tanya, and all the best in ur future undertakings and u’ll have many supporters which u might not know.. Geez, hope i din sound too spooky, really have no intentions, ya? Just good wishes..

Getting to know tat i’ve got the chance to attend my 1st rock concert ever and lose my virginity, sounded exciting and I didn’t know wat to expect. Thanks to Digi (btw, it’s also the day i’ve got a new Digi line), Good old Digi, Good o’ Charlotte! It’s an MTV event which will be aired on March 12 on MTV Live Good Charlotte.

Being a noob in concerts, i still know tat the moment will be more stimulating if u are to know a lil’ more of the songs, and do a lil’ homework b4 the event – And so i spinned through some of GC’s songs, and it paid off.

Bukit Jalil National Stadium, there was were it all happened. The queue by 730pm was like 50-60 metres, but move in a short while the guard was touching all over to check for bombs? video cams? Water was not allowed and many finished up their water and throw the bottle on the ground due to that.

It was like a entering a different world. The ppl are different, 8 out of 10 wears black, and 9 out of 10 gals looks 3 times hotter than they supposed to be (how do i know?!). many don’t seem like local – or maybe local nowadays dun have Malaysian look & style we had those days?! Surely there were many cleavage to be seen, it’s a rock concert after all! And it’s my 1st smell of rock, it was coming.. Found a good spot to stand, and slowly digging forward, and dig even more and finally got satisfied and stayed rooted.

We were warmth up with several MTV kinky wear condom use protection commercials, presented via ninja style – lame but funny, it got every1′s attention & did it’s purpose.

Around 9pm, the crowd was packed, and i do mean packed and tat was when the show got started. Utt & Denise, MTV VJs hit the stage and frankly, did much greater than the other 2 VJs combination.

Was a joy to watch Denise doing the EmCee, she grab the crowds attention and gave us energy. She’s not hot sexy babe but she do has her charisma being a host, and her bend down fingers witchy pose was still stucked in my head for watever reason.

And then the 1st opening act came out rocking, well more exact – to make noise. One Buck Short, i’ve heard of this band name since Uni days but sadly i’ve no memory of any of thier songs, and the only thing i remember from their session was their lead keep on saying:

Are U Ready to FREAKINGGGGG RAWKKKK??!

Erm.. which was followed up by Estranged. Much better, so much better.. Even though i’ve totally not heard of anything Estranged, i knew i like thier music – Itu Kamu is their hot hit at the moment and when the crowd sang along thier chorus, the atmosphere was so aww.. i knew it’s gonna be a great nite.

And then Jason Lo came to the stage and do my 1st familiar song of the night with the line dead operator track, i finally realized wat it is to sing along with 6,000++ with the band rocking in front. And when it’s time for Evening News, we were all yuhuuu-ing. Have seen Lo live on TV and tot he kinda sucks with his shaky voice, I was so proven wrong! There were no glitches, well as far as I can hear and didn’t really bother, as he does know how to rock a lil’!

Only until.. a 10 mins wait, with the clock striking 1030pm..

Updated: Great images I can’t resist from Smashpop’s

Good Charlotte ROCKED the stage! The kick off track was a lil’ unfamiliar, as it’s a new track from their new album – Good Morning Revival. But from there onwards.. Boys & Girls, Hold On there, We Believe that I Just Wanna Live and pls, Keep Your Hands Off My Girl!!

The performance was a blend of the new songs on the new album, alternating with their previous hits. And it’s clear to say tat Malaysian crowd are much more fond towards familiar music, where u can see the energy of the crowd pumping hard when it hits the chorus of great hits like The Anthem, Lifestyle of the Rich & Famous , Boys & Girls, and taking some energy break with more mellow tracks like We Believe & Hold On, where the crowd was swinging their hand from left to right to left which makes such great scene.

At 1 stage, GC told us to keep our hands off their gal and place our hands in our pants up in the air. And then they roll thier current hit single. It soon came to a stage where lighters & handphones came in action, nice..

The view towards the stage was decorated with many, many cameras and handphones. It really did made the view even more spectacular, but never distractable.

Good Charlotte’s lead singer, Joel really knows how to flirt on stage build crowd rapport. From the traditional “You guys are the best crowd we’ve played for”, “You guys are a blessing, really a blessing to us”, “You guys don’t know how special it is for us to come to Malaysia”. Joel really communicates with the crowd, so damn well! He made all our hormones pumping towards him.

Updated: Joel is too damn delicious and he really has it all..

We’ve thought about it, and we’re gonna move over to Malaysia!

How’s that for localizing a performance?!

And when it hit my personal favourite track – I Don’t Wanna Live, I really just don’t wanna leave this place. It was nothing close to listening it on the radio or stereo, and when it leads to the chorus, the crowd exploded! I’m kinda stucked with words here..

At the end of it, it was a great workout. Throat is cracking & drying for the lack of water, legs are crying for standing and squeezing, back is breaking for jumping & twisting, shoulders are aching for holding the camera high above head, body is wet for the hype & excitement, hair is rocked up with the head banging.. it was one of those outings where u wished it never ended even though u know u really can’t stand it anymore.

I really din expect to enjoy it so much, and i din expect to fall in love with Good Charlotte so easily either.. and pls bear with me if u are in my car with me, it’s gonna be Good Charlotte spinning in there for a while, guess i’m addicted to them, and i can’t keep my hands off thier chicky album..

Recently, i’ve been technorating almost as much as googling. And then i came across an experiment by DoshDosh.com, on technorati favourites exchange.

It took my lil’ brain a lil’ reading to get what it’s all about and as simple as it sounds, the whole concept is to favourite blogs tat u like and they favourite u back, to share traffic and readers among each other. Still not clear? Read on the Dosh Dosh’s Ultimate Technorati Favorites Exchange.

This could also serve as the chance (well it’s about time) u guys get registered with Technorati, check it out, get to know a lil’ more in things, enjoy the green clean interface they have, and then favourite me, unless u really hate me. Alternately, u can click this link Add to Technorati Favorites. Well, it’s getting more interesting each day on the blogosphere, and u know u don’t wanna be left out.

This will be my final entry on the trip to Phuket, have I convinced u to book the next free AirAsia ticket to Phuket? The airport tax was RM245, well exceeding the actual flying fees itself, So if u could get the tickets for free, that’s all u pay. Total spending wise, slightly over those trips to Pulau Redang or Perhentian.

Well almost, depending on your style. Just tat, when u can’t resist and engage in food activities like this, u tend to spend more.

The 1st meal didn’t start well, we were at the new shopping mall and the rate there was like our KLCC.

This was the only worthy dish we ordered. Honey Pork Rib for RM15. Similar to Char Siew but there’s more tension to break & chew in this one.

There’s this bihun soup which tasted similar to our pork soup noodles. Just tat here, they scoop some real pig blood and mix it into the soup for taste. Ewww? Well yes to me, especially when there are lil’ chunks of clogged cooked blood piece melting in my mouth.. But lester finish up 2 bowls, not leaving a single drip of soup, so guess some ppl would really love it.

And then my 1st real appreciation of mother nature’s slimy wonder~

Along with the supporting elements to make the oyster tasted like it has been fried and marinated.

1 piece of fresh giant oyster was RM4, and I divided it into 3 smaller pieces to taste every single part of it’s muscles. But frankly, if it ain’t for the garlic & chilli & dunno wat leaf, it will still be a lil’ too unripe for me.

Hotel’s breakfast was ok, american breakfast style with loadsa tiny skinny Thai sticks hotdogs. Good enuf to fill the tummy and not complain much.

But the omelette was seriously the best i’ve ever tasted. If u were eating it and not opening ur eyes, u will surely think tat u are biting on a crustless cheesy melty pizza. It’s so sticky & juicy.. ahem, food food dun think something else.

Thai food besides Tom Yam (crap, guess we’ve really forgotten to eat Tom Yam in Thailand), it’s such a pleasure going with some1 tat knows the language, we are like lil’ hungry pigs waiting for mummy pig to take off her bra so tat we can feed on milk order food for us to eat.

Some chicken:

More chickens:

Thai Kimchi look alike, thank goodness not tasting alike. This is so much better than it’s counterpart, being sour and spicy, the Thai style rocks much more than Korean style. Healthy wise? i dunno.. They always say tastier food is unhealthier food, well at least this is not stored few years, conserved & pickled b4 consumption – i might be wrong.

Now to the most costly best meal of the trip.

Giant squid, a lil’ under cooked, and can directly taste the slimyness especially on the inner breast part. But this squid has real huge and thick testicals tentacles tat still feels like it’s moving, just like gecko’s tail parting for it’s body.

With a flower faced steamed sour spicy fish. It seems some ppl can’t look at the fish (or having the dead fish looking back at them) while eating the fish. Feeling of guilt after doing something fishy?

Mr. Oyster, Miss Chick, Brother Porky, & Lil’ Shrimpy’s pictures all turned out terrible under such “romantic” lightings, but all these plus drink with around RM50++. Surely there are cheaper places out there to hunt similar food but we have no complaints.

Around the beach, there are coconut trees. And coconut trees give birth to multiple round round wonders where we enjoy their juice, and sometimes their tender meat.

A fresh one with something poked straight into it:

An ice-blended from the fresh ones:

A hand-shaked milky one:

Among the 3, the milk shake one tasted the nicest but fakest & diabeticalest, the original one tasted plain but fresh and healthy, and the blended one was somewhere in the middle. And so i was coconutize, and see so many “coconuts” around me:

3 of us really can’t find the nipple, thinking it must be coconuts overdosage. Can u find it?

Cars here in Thailand are not allowed to pull thier handbrakes?! So if u are blocking some1 else, it can be easily pushed and clear passage. And luckily this rule existed, else we might need to find the driver at the gay street/pub just outside our hotel.

Due to Songkran, there were a few Thais really playing it safe. Condoms were used to wrap their handphone to prevent water from getting to it. Erm, if water really did get to the phone, i’m sure there will be many questions for the condom manufacturer. Sperm are smaller cels compared to water element isn’t it?

Petrol in Thai is costly, it was around RM2.80 per litre. And we back in M’sia, being a supposingly more advance & richer country, complain about our rates. Must be the extra manpower in pumping the petrol manually tat made petrol in Thai more costly, yes she is really pumping it, at her tiny lil’ petrol kiosk.

Well that kinda sums up the trip to Phuket, to be exact Patong. Tsunami really made this place look brand new with new paintings and new architecure as the rebuilding process. It was a fine trip venue-wise, but it was the group tat made this trip memorable.

There should be beaches & islands out there with greater sea & “man mountains”, I remember seeing nude in our own Perhentian which was kinda suprising. Nah, but seeing sun bathing really isn’t the main purpose, it was the fact tat it was my 1st trip with good happening fitness buddies.