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Please try to focus on the centre foreign object, not the surrounding bolding curly bushes, those are private hairs and being disclosed only due to the spirit of sharing.

There it goes, i lost my virginity, i was being sucked, sucked deep hard, but most satisfying terrifying, i was sucked without being noticed, and definitely no pleasure - it was stimulating, but not a stimulation to be enjoyed.

This was how we were welcomed on our arrival to the National Park in Kuala Tahan, Pahang.

Wanting to speed up the journey, we decided to drive straight in to the park, skipping the traditional way of taking 2.5 hours boat ride from Tembeling Jetty. And the drive in journey was terrible - we were so damn lucky to choose a date the raod was under construction.

There were more than 30 spots were the road was digged up and covered with stones. Ooouu felt so much for the tyres, just as much as for the suspensions - it felt like my balls being scretched each time it went thru the roughness..

And then we reached the jetty, which is just across the river to our resort. Instantly, vid showing his muscularity:

That’s 1 whole dozen of 1.5 litres mineral water, equivalent to 18kg! U guys gotta check out tat abs, of cuz hidden to not reveal too much.. he’s a humble guy.

And so it rained, great..

And so the blood suckers came alive, swinging and flirting around for blood, fantastic..

But when every1 dunno anything about the jungle, u play in the river smiling and happy happy:

But when some1 comes up to every1 and says:

I think i got leech dy lor..

U start to freak and stand still and practice shouting:

And then we start to apply wat we learn:

#1 - we burn the sucker.

Apparently, it ain’t tat effective - it’s easier to burn the skin rather than the leech. By the time the leech is burnt dead, there will be a roasted foot along with it’s funeral ceremony.

#2 - we salt the sucker.

Instantly, the sucker curl up and transform into a tiny brown porn prawn.

And then we throw it into the holy field of saltiness for the isotonic prosecution process to further make the death more memorable:

And then every1 else starts to check themselves out panic a lil’ and compete who’s the luckiest, got the most suckers on their body, by looking inside out, upside down.

And then keep on asking ppl around them, “eh eh, my down there behind back there got or not?”

And when u are at that moment, free of suckers and feel no itch, u continue to pose with the coolest look like u haven’t been sucked b4 like tat.

But seriously, these suckers really know how to suck. This one is a female one from the way she suck me, and was on the right thigh doing a simultaneous concurrent combo front back suck. Felt slightly more sensation than the Hepatitis jab, so it was ok to allow the sucker to suck a bit more b4 sprinkling salt on her.

And finally, when u tot u were safe, u go back to the hostel and take a bathe. Upon taking off ur bra, u see a fat sucker sucking on ur left nipple. What to do?! No salt around, no spray around, shout la! Splash with water, and hope the water current is strong enuf to wash the sucker away.

Of cuz more effective with frequent vigorous vibration. Ahh, so the sucker fell off, and when u are checking to see whether the 2 breast are still the same size, u see an even larger sucker on ur right nipple, and then suddenly u feel itchy right down there?!?!

Nah I made tat up, in reality chye hsia was screaming in the beside ladies washroom and we can’t do much except for giggling pitying her. Poor her she must be so freaked out to scream like tat.

And after seconds of verbal instructions from weikiat by the female washroom entrance, the sucker eventually got deaf due to the high frequency screaming and fell off.

Ahh.. this just set the mood for the next couple of days..

ps: some great pictures are unrequested courtesy from weikiat

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