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Meeting ppl is a tricky thingy. Especially meeting ppl of another sex, as in a different gender, to make it in a more polite way so nobody is thinking of the horny thing. And 1 thing for sure is that if there is less communication with new ppl, it’s more likely to go KuKu and forget how to talk. This is true.

I’ve been born as a quite lil’ baby, grew up to be a normal kid, and further developed to be a shy guy in high school. Damn low profile, very stupid and lousy with gals – ask any of my high school mates and they will agree.

University time has been an eye-opener for me and when mixing around starts to be fun, talking to ppl tends to get enjoyable. Sadly, guess tat was the peak tat my mouth achieved.

The theory of talking to ppl is simple i guess – practice, and somehow i got this inspiration to try it during 1 of my client meet. Was at Wisma Antarabangsa, having a project meeting with an oil & gas company.

Clarine is a nice gal, we’ve met a couple of times in her office along the way and she is cool. This time portraying the hottie sporty as she is dressed with a jacket hugging over a smooth Nike top sports outfit. And yes, she was heading to her gym after work. Nice~ i like ppl that works out. This is besides the point though, the meeting went well, i didn’t think kinky and we got a nice productive meeting. Ok, i felt quite confident after the meeting – talking is good..

And when i was paying my parking ticket at the auto paying machine, there was a lady in her mid-20s (i guess), paying on the machine beside mine. She got stucked, the machine didn’t accept her notes. And then she approached me:

“this machine is not working”

I instantly turn on the hero mode and offered to check her it out. Apparently she was pressing for the receipt even b4 putting the notes. Well, guess robots too hate ppl tat ask for their ejaculation even b4 there is any input. I still have that aura with me and she gave me a warm thank you to show her appreciation. It made me stim smile.

Which is when i start to have a 2nd look at her and she looks like the HK actress 杨千桦. She has the same similar look & structure and also that slight hunch..

After paying my own parking, walking to the elevator where the same gal was waiting to get down to the basement. Hah, a good smile from her, kinda gave me unstableness . When we entered the lift together gather, i tot it would be good to kick up some conversation. And so i asked:

“You here visiting someone?”

Ah i know, it’s a stupid lame question. It would be funny if she answers: “No some1 is visiting me so i come here”. What was i thinking?! There are so many better alternative like “1st time visiting this place?” or “I had my trouble with the machine too last time”. Damn the way i asked made it sound like “Your aunty visiting u?” Fuck.. getting nervous a lil’ dy..

Then i continued with a statement:

“You don’t really sound like a local, where are u from?”

She gave me a weird glance, can see tat she’s finding it a lil’ uncomfortable.. and answered:

“What sounds like a local?” *laugh of not so loud*

(lift doors open, she walks out 1st)

I said from her behind:

“well, u have a slang with u..”

She was walking even faster away (as it seems to me) and said:

I am local..

Then continued with a “See You”. From tat respond and the some others a few seconds prior to tat, sums up to me being a pervert fool in talking.

Well, at least she said “See You”, which is the short form of ” see you soon”, which translates to “Hope to meet you again soon” – i am consoling my pity self. Ah, but nvm, guess it’s a much better alternative than “Bye Bye” or “Fuck off u freaky bastard”.

Gotta work on the questions.. really..

And so it’s her last day in office today. Lim Seow Fong aka Cyberia, or more recently Cybie (ever since getting the cybie.org domain name was it?). Sometimes we call her ah fong, or ah bie, or ah cy, but mostly it’s seowfong.

It dated back to almost 2 years, slightly less of a few days to be exact. But when i think back, it’s been almost everyday minus weekends and holidays, tat we’ve been seeing each other.

A quick intro, cybie’s the prettiest eldest in her family of 3 daughters. Born in Taiping, grad in University Malaya, 1st job in 1.com.my and soon going to get married in further her career in Singapore.

Frankly, i have loads to say about her. Good or bad i dun care gotta say cuz, i might not have another chance to do so, and tot i would be good to let it out when it’s hot & most of it still in the mind.

Cybie, i really like the way u carry urself. To us, u portray a confident figure, nice personality blending along with good sportiness and warm friendliness. Erm, please do note that some of are not always. U can be such a b**ch sometimes, really.. well, i admit tat i’m a d**k sometimes too!

1. Cute – Cybie is cute, she really is. The way she conducts herself, the way she speaks, the way she walks and talks, it’s all about being cute. It’s something bout her tat u always wanna pinch (but seldom cuz she is fierce – will get to tat later). Sometimes she might over-act this cuteness but guess she dun care, her gene gave her the power to be cute and tat ppl won’t really mind.

   Believe me, u would really wanna pinch her.. even Lily also looks amazed by tat cuteness sometimes.

   

2. Smart – She has this quick thinking brainy thingy in her head. When u talk to her, she will get u instantly, and will ask u to shut up, shoo u away if u are trying to be nice and explain more. Guess she doesn’t like being nagged. Also being very sharp and picky on ur mistakes (sometimes), she will dig and dig on something until she gets an idea of wat it is – biting it hard not letting it go.

   

3. Fast & Furious – Most of the time, she has an opinion on something and is fast to comment and put her thoughts to. When she is against something she will be out to prove that she’s right – sometimes she succeeds, sometimes not but i do believe it’s her quality, the power of getting across her thoughts. But it’s also cuz of this, tat when she stamp her opinion on something too fast too soon, just to be told otherwise, and she will give u this silly face..

   

4. Expressive – She shows her feelings. When she dislikes somethings or likes somethings, she will show – applicable more for the dislike one, she’s hard to please. When things don’t go her way, she shows it, but tat’s after she has gave it loads of attempts and tried her ass out, persistent and responsible tat is.. But make sure u dun trigger her, she’s like a triggerfish, will chase after u until u apologize or “gei qian” (pay money), well this is wat she always demands but with her looks, u’ll never really feel threatened.

   

5. Monthly Sicky – Since i’m not in politics i dun really mind saying this – Cybie get hits quite hard down there every month. It would be lucky to see her in office during her bleeding period, especially on the peak day. No teasing & hard feelings, just would wanna remember tat it’s not easy being a gal and we should respect gals for being such an important gender.

   ps: she complains about being a lil’ “round” sometimes and practice some facial self-slapping, which is so unnecessary, it might be this “roundness” tat contributes to her cuteness.

   

This will go on to be the longest post, let the power of the picture with a thousand words do the rest:

Cybie loves to pose, she has lotsa poses and she can pose, not super model Tyra Banks kind la but she does pose better than many other ppl..

Cybie has high resistants towards perverts, big flirts, sex maniacs, and guys tat try to lure and woo her.

Cybie has low resistant towards cold, well probably cuz she don’t have much fat meat on her body.

Cybie goes to Karaoke with lyrics well printed and doesn’t need the TV screen. The lyrics on the paper are written with accurate 汉语拼音. BTW, she really has a sweet voice and adores 张韶涵.

Cybie rocks in drinking but sucks in driving. If not mistaken, she said it has something to do with her gene.

Oh did i mention tat she’s the pinkiest gal i’ve even met? Well.. anything with pink is her favourite. Even her *ahem ahem* is pink??

Some good time with the gang..

And a couple of ours down the memory lane..

Keep up the loveliness, we will be missing ur presence here.. wishing u the very very best of life, and we shall meet again. Till then, u will take care and thanks for being such a great person.

Never would i claim myself to be a serious music fella, just a person being glad to be enjoying tunes and beats tat lays on my ears. But 1 thing, i found myself been anticipating on this record, a lil’ ashamed to admit tat i haven’t been spinning their previous 2 releases throughout.

But this time around, there’s no excuses, i found myself really looking forward to Linkin Park’s Minutes To Midnight.

The 1st spin is usually an overview breezing through hearing of the whole album, to grab a feel of the flavour. Frankly, it didn’t grab much of my attention as there’s something deep inside me looking forward for something “In The End” & “Papercut”.

Somewhat a lil’ turned off, i did the 2nd round spin which is when i started to get hooked to it, right through my chest, straight to my heart, all the way inside out my soul, even my left testical is feeling the vibrations of it.

It’s the rap-rock style with some electronic-alternative tat made Linkin Park so unique. It’s pretty obvious Mike Shinoda’s role ain’t tat prominent this time around, and many ppl are complaining the underutilization of Mike Shinoda, well in fact this is pretty obvious, only a few tracks where u getta hear him raping rapping.

Yet it was kinda enjoying with the less rap in MTM, it’s not supposed to be an Eminem and if u want more of Mike’s rapping, go listen to Fort Minor. Guess tat’s Mike’s outlet to rap it all out and now in LP, the blend is very refreshing, which makes it so sweet (can’t believe i used sweet to describe Linkin Park, well.. they gave me tat feeling..)

Linkin Park this time around flirted with mellow and mushy tunes – there are a few a lot of songs tat could be under the ballad category. Rock ballad the modern style, tat’s wat i’ll call it. And when i close my eyes and focus on the music’s details, Chester’s voice does sound good and attractive even though he’s not screaming and yelling.

Well, it’s about time we use Linkin Park’s album to spread some love – seriously, these tunes are lovely.

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Tracklist:

1. Wake – The musical intro has a creepy feel tat swerves into hard beat melody, warming it all up
2. Given Up – Aggressive & angry, with some fucks in there
3. Leave Out All The Rest – Smoothie ballad, easy on the ears
4. Bleed It Out – 1st sign of Mike + Chester combo, lil’ weird with the clapping hands background?!
5. Shadow Of The Day – Since when they were known for being soothing?! mushy o’ mushy..
6. What I’ve Done – 1st single and notable the closest tune of the album tat reflects Hybrid Theory & Meteora. Shame on hitz.fm for broadcasting this song every hour on it’s release day – they really did try to kill the song
7. Hands Held High – The marching soldier song for peace & blessing, “Aik Aik Sir~!” When the rap fades with “Amen”, the follow up ending is very very delicious
8. No More Sorrow – Has a porno intro and rift throughout, similar to those tune u hear when a porn video starts
9. Valentine’s Day – My personal favourite of the bunch, it warms up with cool melody, follows through and only towards the end hike up the beat to hit climax ~ to be alone ~ ON A VALENTINE’s DAY ~
10. In Between – Sad Glad to say, the only dull & boring song, just too plain
11. In Pieces – Chester’s strong vocals & gradual hard beat saved this track from being another “In Between”
12. The Little Things Give You Away – Where Snow Patrol meets Linkin Park – Didn’t think Linkin Park could do sissy tunes like this, it was a good surprise and particularly enjoyed the melody with the high pitch humming throughout the 2nd half of the song. Good rich music for the ears

KuKu Verdict:

4.5 / 5 – Somehow missed the beat & melody of Mike’s rap & Chester’s strong vocal combination. Nevertheless, Chester ain’t tat young anymore and it’s really time to cool down on his throat and this album speaks great volume even though it’s a lil’ mild. This is when soft core works just as fine as hard core, if not better.

Let us take a moment and think of our health, wat have we done to destroy it? Did we overeat yesterday? Did we drink too much? Did we not sleep enuf? Or that we haven’t been ejaculating lately and resulting in our testicals over-containing and causing it to be potentially explosive?

Got a call while i was bout to leave for work. It was YunZhi, the gal next door, i mean next room. She wasn’t feeling well while on the way to work and decided to get off the LRT halfway thru, at Pasar Seni. She is sick.

When a gal calls and tell u she is sick, it means she needs u something. Well, unless tat gal is having a crush on u and wants some dedicated attention – i doubt this was the case, she is really not feeling well.

And when i reached Pasar Seni LRT, gave her a call to come to my car. Waited couple of mins, and she called again – saying she can’t walk further. I started to get a lil’ nervous as this sounded serious. But damn – where do i stop my car?! It’s all yellow lined.. Shall i do the earnpin (a person who never obey traffic rules) and stop anywhere? When i got honked by a motorcyclist for my indecisiveness, saw a parking area right in front, just nice.

When i approach the elevator, i saw her figure sitting on the ground. It was a lil’ worrying but as long as she can stand up it’s good (it’s always good to stand up, right bro?). Walked her to the car, and i can feel her weakness, her body language tells all. Tried to talk to her but she’s weak, she really is. Asked some silly questions like “wat u eat yest?”, “Is ur tummy hungry?”, just to make the walking to the carpark feel faster. And she was fast to doze off while in the car.

The doctor took her blood pressure and asked some questions like when is ur period? Wopps.. Was i supposed to be in the consultation room?! Sorry bout tat YZ but i think i over heard the 1st day of ur cycle and i somehow still remember the date now!

So it’s called Postural Hypotension. Postural being the status of your body’s position, Hypotension being the opposite of Hypertension, aka low blood pressure. It’s when u are lying down horizontally and then instantly make it a vertical, the blood clog on the feet part and the pumping & rush couldn’t really reach the head and result in possible “black-out”, which was wat happened to YZ.

This was wat it was meant a fast erection (instant transition from drop dead sleepy mode to upright lifting stage) on this posting.

As for the guy’s version, it is when ur lil’ bro is disturbed from his sleep, got awaken and excited, just to find tat it’s all dark and black, and shot on the pants, aka wetdream. Erm, where’s the relations?! I’m wondering..

Solution? Slowly with ur leg off the bed 1st, then gradually drag ur body upwards, to make the transitioning of blood smoother ~ in other words slowly take off ur pants 1st, then gradually dig out ur lil’ bro and point it outwards, to make the process of aiming more accurate – to pee la! wat were u thinking?!

Suggested to consume more meat & liver to boost up the blood pressure, and 100 plus, to stimulate the metabolism. Iron pills and anti-dizzyness pills were given just in case. Iron pills make me think of “sea ham”, ouuuu~

YZ’s like a sister to me, just a lil’ too overgrown to have the sense of being my lil’ sister. Ah, pls dun get me started on lil’ sisters.. i did my lil’ part as a bro, and i’m glad i did. It made me smile a lil’ and made my morning meaningful.

*Post contains cursing and moderate mumblings

It has been True Fitness, Sri Hartamas since 1.5 years ago and til date i’ve been pretty discipline, i guess. Dun claim myself to be a body builder or fitness freak, and also not there for the chicks or socialing. Just a sweet lil’ place to sweat it out once in a while, feel the burn in the muscles. But ultimately, it’s down to the Group X / Fitness classes tat keeps me anticipating the gym, with thrill and excitement.

Thanks Jon

The studio classes in True Fitness mainly consist of the Les Mills, namely Body Combat, Body Pump, Body Balance, etc.. and some other classes like Dance Mania, Hip Hop, MTV Jam, etc.. Frankly TF’s classes sucked in terms of the variety and variations of classes, way way off the pace of California Fitness & Celebrity Fitness – where u get to kick boxing, salsa classes, latin sex grooves etc.. Something TF Group X management gotta work on, really..

1 thing on these classes is tat some ppl choose to go based on the timing of the class, and some choose the instructor tat they wet-dream like. For me, i go for the timing, erm nope instructor, ah.. time slot, orite orite it’s both.

And this is wat i’ve observed..

Most ppl go to fitness class based on their likings of the particular instructor, well at least this was wat happened tat day.

A new dance class is on the schedule of Fridays and being new, surely there are some members so used to their previous class, previous instructor. The class started out with 27 ppl, which is quite an overwhelming number considering the size of the studio here. 20 minutes in the class and some of them started to leave the class, for watever reason but this is cool, maybe this ain’t their type of class. By the end, there where 15 remaining.

It’s understanable to walk off and not disturbing the flow of the class.. But wat made them look like a fuck is tat when these few losers left and were outside the studio, they looked back and wave their hand, luring the other members in the class to follow their chickening out foot step out the class?! Is this childish or selfish? Both, and damn irritating.

Totally disrecpect to the class, the instructor and the members in the class. If u don’t like a class, u walk off low profile, give a smile to the instructor – it’s not their fault tat u sucked in it, they are surely willing to guide u – they did not force u to join their class after all, it was ur choice to enter their class. But asking others to leave with u, as a sign of boycotting or simply thinking tat u are better or too good to be in the class? U guys really deserve a fuck.

If u dun like the instructor’s style, blame it on the TF Group X head tat hired the instructor, but u’ve gotta show some respect in the class. Imagine being in the instructor’s shoes and seeing this, ur heart is gonna burn and turn purple sour. Instructing a class is never easy & i so admire and look up to those tat instructs – they’ve been thru loads to get up tat stage and teach.

Some of my past experience..

I’ve been to a Body Combat class sometime last year. The instructor is from a great impressive instructing background & record (he sold intro-ed himself b4 the class and it does sound impressive, with international instructing experience from HK?). When frens from other fitness centre knew his name was on TF’s Group X list, they were jealous – being so popular i don’t wanna be left out.

When the classes started his technique was just beautiful – and i was pretty sure i’m gonna enjoy the hell out of myself tat day. Sadly, the instructor screwed up on the songs – he wasn’t prepared and was flipping and selecting his songs for many tracks. While we were standing there waiting.

This sucked and u can hear some impatience frownings around. Frankly i was pretty bored throughout his class. Nice technique but not connecting with the members is a down thingy.

Yet, everyone remained patience, he’s human after all. We left after the class finishes and then think about whether wanna join his class the next time around – this shud be the way.. isn’t it?

I ain’t sure on the others, especially the gals, cuz the instructor is hunky and so tat’s why they are in it? It’s just like having Jessica Alba being our instructor in her Hip Hop class.

no matter how she might suck, we will surely stay till the end..

Anyway, shame on those that did this today.

I believe in karma, u guys will get laid on wat u did to others, on how bad u made others felt.

I’ve been tagged by NarrowBand, he’s being really sweet to include me?! *puik puik*, Man vid u must be so pissed for me taking this long to get it up ei? Then i guess i better cut the crap. Well Gotta Get Goals is about listing 5-10 goals tat i would like to achieve b4 i can’t. Read more here.

When goals are in the equation, usually for guys, it’s simple – but it might be too obscene to share it out just like tat, i’ll feel naked, very very naked, and u all might laugh at me, not tat a mind though. I’ll try to be as decent as possible and not to fantasize or exagerate too much.

1. Be more lasting on bed, meaning sleep sufficiently – what were u thinking?! Wanna try make the healthy 8 hours sleep per day to save my liver. Hopefully this Hypertestis jab will get my immunization on A & B up and strong. Basically, healthy till as long as my lil’ bro can stand down there.
2. Show more love to my parents. Sometimes it ain’t tat easy expressing to pa & ma, especially on those mushy mushy feelings feelings kinda things. Gotta bridge this gap & communicate more with pa & ma as they are the 2 person in my life tat i know tat i can trust my guts on the most.
3. Do something meaningful tat i’ll be sitting along the sandy beach of an island, in my trunk, side by side with my bikini granddaughters, sharing on good o’grandpa stories. Make something happen in my career.
4. Improve drinking skills. For those that knows me, i really suck in drinking, not that i wanna be a drinker, just so tat i can witstand some social drinking occasionally without going KuKu before my just-puberty younger cousins. I really believe this is an art of understanding ur body and also a form of protection.
5. Have a loving wife tat always wants it from me, u know wat i mean no need to be so clear ei? Apart from the hornyness, someone tat live our life together gather forever ever with lotsa understanding, compromises, love and passion in terms of feelings and physical. Dun get me wrong, this is just believed to be an essential element of a successful family
6. Have my daughter(s) growing up to be the hottest chick nicest gal in town who loves her daddy so much tat she wouldn’t wanna have a bf. Kidding kidding, i have always wanted a lil’ sister, guess there’s where this tought came about.
7. Living in a foreign country. Preferably somewhere western, USA? Europe? Russia? Venezuela? Puerto Rico? Erm, for the chicks? Probably, but not really.. guess it would be great to get a hooker on western culture, mix mix with the ppl there a bit, see see the gals there, widen exposure and gain experience a lil’ – try not to relate to those kinda things, it really isn’t so..
8. Seeing dolphin swimming live in the deep pussy blue sea. Not in aquariums or waterworlds. Bastards like this won’t stop me having this goal.
9. Spussy time – watching a Live Tottenham Hotspurs match at home ground, may it be White Hart Lane or any lily white stadium at that moment of time. Best, to kick either Chelsea or Arsenal’s ass (note i’m not boycotting them, just they are rivals and it would make a more passionate match to win), if they are still in the Premiership tat time.
10. A Good ***k Life

That’s my 10, kinda liked this tag, made me think of things which might be important. Wanna try doing one urself too?

Geez u ppl never volunteer so guess i’ll gotta do this myself (gosh my 1st time, kinda nervous here). So to the lucky 5 buddies, a small lil’ token of appreciation:

1. Weijing
2. Alex – Goodness Alex i still owe u one!!! how dare i pass u 1 ei?!
3. YeeLeng
4. Cybie
5. HornyJau

No prob if u dun have the time or the mood or the hormones to get it done, i’ll understand.. :)