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It’s always cool to do things tat we’ve never done b4 in life. Well there are so many, like the 1st time we pee on our pants, 1st time we had a dream and woke up very wet but it’s not pee, 1st time we caught our lil’ bro’s skin on the flyers, ahh~ all the sweet memories and the list just goes on.

Here’s another 1 on the list. Stheng shared with us tat there’s this sale on La Senza, well for gals i’m not sure whether u are supposed to know but for guys out there, it’s actually a lingerie brand.

It really sounds like a popular brand yet i’ve not heard off (seems like a lingerie education is getting on me lately, just gotta know bout Wacoal few weeks back). And so i thought, why not get 1 of it! Hmm.. since i dun wear it, why not get 1 for some1 tat wears it, who else better than my mom..

And so i sms-ed her to get really really essential information. It went something like this:

Ma, there’s a good sales on bra, everybody is talking about it & i was thinking of getting u 1 so u can feel it too. Is it okay?

Was kinda nervous sending these kinda sms, not sure how the respond will be. Less than 1 minute later, ma replied:

Size is 36 * cup.

Come on, dun u expect me to reveal so much on my mom’s, but goodness~!! I was laughing nutz when i saw ma’s reply. She gave her good consent for me to choose a bra for her, i felt truly truly honoured.

And so there i was, picking a bra for my mom. It wasn’t easy, i really really do not know wat kinda design ma likes, whether shud i go for the one with striking colour or laces. All most of the time, i was trying to put myself in Pa’s shoes, the design and colour tat he would like to see. Erm.. tat’s wat a bra design is for isn’t it?!

Half way through, i saw a familiar face walking in the shop. I’m not sure whether to reveal her identity but wat’s wrong seeing a familiar face in a bra shop? No problem with tat i guess. But I felt kinda shy cuz i barely know her and she might have this impression tat i’m a pervert sicko buying a bra for myself. A wave and a smile and it’s back to bra hunting.

It took around 15 minutes to go thru the basket of bras, and to finally come out with a shortlist of 4. Seems like ma’s size is quite popular as there are quite a number out of it with tat measurement, as compared to other measurements.

Forest Light Blue / Brown, Beach Pinky / Greenie. Hmm, i kinda liked all of them, but i knew i gotta decide and not be flower hearted over them all. And again, I drilled into pa’s mind and see through his eyes. It wasn’t easy, but i made a choice. Which bra did KuKuJian bought as his 1st bra?

Guess..

Pick 1 now~!

Well, i knew u were stubborn, and so i’ll just give up and be nice..

my 1st bra..

Did i make the right choice? Well when i passed it to ma just now, i accidentally let pa saw it, and he went:

Ma got so big one meh?

To prove her fullnest, ma did a quick demo and cupped the bra on her breast, with her clothes on lah. And gave tat “u see, can fit mah” look to pa.

It made my day..

ps: and it was also my 1st time really understanding the structure of a push-up bra. They have an additional piece of something at the lower half of the cup. And now tat’s where all the wonders starts from.

Starlight Cinema 2007 didn’t really did their weatherman consultation this year around. It’s been raining consistently for the pass few days ever since they started to screen, and being in a different venue – KBU, it didn’t have the weather luck tat was enjoyed those days in Bukit Kiara Equestrian.

Having free passes is like having free papers. It rained whole evening and the field must be so wet tat she doesn’t need anymore foreplay. Okay screw it, it’s Thursday and when there’s no dance mania classes on Thursday, there’s always movie premiers, and boy it was the happiest one i’ve seen ever since i got pubertized.

Seriously, i was wet having the best laughters in a movie ever. Haven’t been a Simpsons avid follower but there’s 1 period during high school time tat i got hooked with it, tuning in everyday for tat few months. But when Britney Spears started Baby One More Time, i was spending my time watching her MTV and therefore, kinda abandoned the Simpsons.

But there’s so much to love about them. Bart o’ Bart, i’ve finally saw his tiny lil’ dick (Sorry for spoilers, i just can’t resist!) It was the cutest anyone in yellow could have. For once, it’s the small and cute penis tat beats the dick out of large long horse penis.. The shape of the balls and the stick is just wonderful to see, even though it’s for tat split second. So remember to open ur eyes so wide open when the time comes, u’ll sense it coming..

I’ll resist any further spoilers, it was just a great moment of 88 minutes. Please go enjoy it ASAP and don’t do privacy on this, for once. At least not the 1st time. It’s highly KuKu recommended. Don’t worry if u haven’t been watching Simpsons at all, u’ll get the plot almost instantly, and tossing around the floor in no time.

Steady~ steady~ WooHoo~!

Toilet can be down as the most important place in anyone’s life. Agree? Well even if u don’t agree, u gotta accept tat u can’t leave without toilet. I know i can’t.

Many things happen in the toilet, apart from the usual tat’s-wat-it’s-for purposes, eg peeing, shitting, bathing, mirror-whoring urself, masturbating.. there are other cases who hide exam notes in there, smoke a stick, make love in there, and surely many other adventurous happenings tat not many can imagine.

Let’s talk about wat happened today in a public toilet. I was with my usual urge of wanting to release the huge pail in my lower abdominal – well tat’s wat i told my family, but in actual fact i wanted to re-adjust the position of my lil’ bro – to be more exact, it’s exposed on the meat and i would want to pull the skin to helmet and cover his lil’ head.

Explanation for clarification:

Guys tat haven’t gone through circumcision will understand this. Our lil’ bro’s head aka dick head, is most of the time protected beneath the skin. When our lil’ bro gets excited erected, the meaty part will be revealed and when it cools down, most of the time this meaty part will stay exposed. And this is when it gets a lil’ uncomfortable.

Truly admire those tat has circumcised, for the “exposure” their lil’ bro’s head gets, and also cuz some say those tat they are able to stay longer in bed, due to the friction the dick head gets during normal times – tight jeans, undies, boxers to name a few, it might feel not so sensitive during intercourse – i was told, i can’t prove this.

Anyway, back to the scene. It was a damn packed toilet, damn.. no room for me. And so i walk over to 1 of those standing basin. For gals tat haven’t visited any gent’s toilet b4, i post a picture in my toilet collection for your convenience & good knowledge, surely wouldn’t want gals to start flooding in gent’s toilet to have a look at it, even though tat would be so fun!

And so i unzipped my flyers, took it out and started the re-adjustment process. The guy on my left, started to look over. Well, u know it when ppl look at u, i was just too into getting my lil’ bro right tat i didn’t bother looking back at him, which usually i would. And there he was, staring at me while he’s peeing.

Another thing, we know it when the ppl standing beside us are peeing or just standing, there’s this sound, and sometimes the “aroma” it releases when the heat of the pee collides with the surface of the toilet bowl.

And so this guy was still there staring at me, he must be wondering why is there no sound or aroma from my side, as i was still busy with the mission of putting on the helmet. And when i completed it, i pee-ed, while he shake shake his pants and walked off. I still didn’t have a look at his face, only saw his back and got the impression he’s in his mid 40s.

Why did he acted so? Did he see something in my bro tat amazed him he just can’t stop staring? Or was he trying to learn how to put skin back to the head? Shouldn’t he be trying to focus and concentrate on where he’s aiming?

Weird thing is even though there’s someone staring so obvious at u messing around with ur dick, i wasn’t really nervous. I did try to use my left hand and cover it like how i usually do, but no one had ever told me whether i covered this up well..

It’s fun to fool around in the toilet sometimes, but surely with ur buddy or at least someone u know, not with a stranger who ‘might’ have other purposes.

I’ve finally join in the sea of RSS feeds. After almost half a year being KuKuJian, i’ve basically blog hop around using my blogroll – and tat’s really not supposed to be the way. U’ll tend to leave out those nice new porno blog post as it’s crazy to click on all of them everyday!

Does my scenario reflect to urs too? Then it’s time to do something about it. I’ve actually tried up feedburner but got so lost in it and din explore further, it’s like a popular babe tat every loves to screw but i couldn’t be bothered with her cuz she’s so hard to court. And so i discontinued my pursue on her, and RSS.

And then i moved on, signed up for Google Reader sometime back, but didn’t really explore it – Until i felt the urge of it lately. It’s like something u wanna do but only really do it and give it some action when u know u need it. Yes i need it, i’m a whore for updates from others – not everyone but at least those tat i have hormonal interest in, and yes, guys or gals.

It’s so easy to use, click on “Add subscriptions” with the blog URL and it’s just there! Go play with it, u’ll not regret it. And furthermore, no software required. This is wat we call web-based at it’s best.

And if you’ll excuse me, i wanna continue blog whoring – it’s so much simpler now.

PS: More information on RSS could be narrowbent here.

So it’s the AFC Asian Cup cup fever now. Erm, well not to many, not really to me, but definitely it’s something to be experienced. And thus, i lost my virginity to watching a LIVE football match in a Stadium, the BJ Stadium, well, Bukit Jalil Stadium tat is..

First let’s start with a compliment to the organizers. The ticket of RM20 was way out of expectation, didn’t expect to get such beauty ticket for such a lousy match.

Warming up time for the players, was settling down time for me. Really didn’t expect to have goosebumps going thru my balls when i step in the stadium. The field was huge, the lighting was bright, the players were tiny, and the atmosphere was damn different compared to watching from the TV box. And i’m starting to understand why ppl are willing to pay to watch a LIVE match. It’s similar i guess, to watching an adult show live on stage, rather than watching porn on the screen.

Our seats were right at the back of the 2nd level, no complain about it, it gave us a good perspective view of the whole stadium.

Just tat, seated behind, it’s entitled to smelling a lot of smelly cheap Indonesian cigarette smokes from smokers in front.

I felt the thrill when the National Anthem “Negaraku” was played. I’m embarrassed to say tat I forgot a couple of lyrics and most of us went out of beat with the confusion of the stadium echo. Still cool, it was back to high school where 1 whole unit of ppl gather and sing a song together gather, and sucked in it.

Well it was a thrashing match, as in the Malaysian team got thrashed, by 5 goals from the Chinese. A few were very soft goals indeed, maybe we were so used to the English Premier League standard tat we watch on TV, and seeing performance like this just kinda spoils the good name of football. Wat more from our national team. Nevertheless, let’s put our focus back on being in a LIVE football match.

And so the Malaysian team played badly, expected and no complain cuz we shud always be behind our team no matter how terrible and pitiful they look sometimes. Period.

But let’s talk about the Malaysian crowd. The 1st goal went in:

Still semangat, still got hope with the team.

then the 2nd went in, and the 3rd..

Suruh main bola, bukan kejar bola!

translates to: ask to play football, not chase after the ball!

And when the 4th goal went in, the Malaysian crowd was cheering for the Chinese team! WTF. Well, Malaysian played bad and the crowd obviously got fed up with the performance.

To some drama..

These 3 seated in front of us, gave us much more entertainment than the match itself. They were so dramatic and moodful!! Plenty of expression and cursing. They did the middle finger so many times and also smack their right palm on their left fist (picture it).

It was much more interesting to watch them than the match sometimes. Thanks for giving so much laughters, and giving me good idea of how intense a fan can be involved in a match.

And they fuck reacted to the referee. I am still giggling thinking back on the way they curse with the middle sign in the air.

And so Malaysia pulled 1 goal back, it was a great feel, everybody became Malaysian again and teared the roof down. This is when u feel the love of Malaysian, we still love our team, our country, and when 20,000++ ppl are cheering together gather, the feeling is stimulating. But soon, went back to China fans mode @!$!*%@@*!$@!.

Wanna know the actions? Nice pictures & detailed report on the match by What a Goal!

1-5, and 0-5 today against Uzbekistan. I’ll accept it, feel the pressure the Malaysian FA, coach and players feel and yes, no screwing around or blaming, it’s football. Malaysia and football just needs something, maybe some big boobs hot babe to be the ref or linesman, hah tat might be a boost?! Oh but this is Malaysia..

Aiks, watching spurs playing football made my expectation on football so much higher. Tat must be the reason. Can’t wait for the season to start.

Came across this and gave it a try, well as u can see, KuKuJian.com is rated “R”. Not a huge surprise cuz it does come with some mentioning of human organs, and some movement tat all human likes, so kids out there, u’ve been warned, but it’s cool, kids shud always be expose to this kinda things, it’s always better sooner than later..

For those interested, give it a try, and be proud of how u are rated.

Somehow, believe tat 1 fine day, some kinda authority will play a more major role in monitoring blogs. To get some parasitic glamour and fame for wat normal ppl do by expressing themselves.