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*The following post contains gross images tat might enhance appetite for cool ppl and cause pukiness for the weak, read at ur own risk*

Wat happens when u flush ur shit and urinations down the bowl? face it, most ppl just dun care.. or choose to ignore it and take it for granted tat it’s been passed to those responsible of it. Well, after all, accomplishing a tough task like shitting is very satisfactory for most of us, we just wipe it clean, wash it up and give it a last fart and get out of the toilet like nothing has happened. Sounds familiar? Well same goes for me, just tat.. i got a lil’ more insight to the shitty part..

At least, i’ve seen where the toilet papers has been..

Yupe, this is the mechanical screening part where the papers and trash alikes are being filtered out. Take a closer look and u can see a condom torn apart at the bottom left of the screen, seems to be a glow in the dark one. Tat’s if u are interested to zoom in and see..

And so it moves on to the sedimentation part, simply where the solids and particles tat has more weight sinks and been collected. And those tat remains, well.. floats and produce our beloved cappuccino blended, without too much ice..

If u take a closer look, they are massively overdosed with dark brownie bubbles and floats around with much grace. This is actually the process where organics and nitrogens are removed. Well organics and nitrogens tat u have in ur tummy right now, so pls dun be disgusted of it, it comes from the bak kut teh and fried kuay teow tat u ate (Sorry for those interested to have a close up scene of it, i’ve tried to get as close as i could to do a macro shot)

Probably an angular shot with some sun reflection on the less-bubbly side would make it nicer..

Several additional process like add and removal of chlorine, grease, bacteria then take place, and something tat looks more familiar comes to scene.

I know wat u thinking, but nope it’s not shit. It’s actually clean water (those tat is released to the river), just tat it has some solid resulted from the cleaning and biological process. We tried to throw something onto it, damn curious whether it was hard and soft, and the piece of lil’ wood got stucked right on the yellowish part. Take a closer look at it and u’ll see it stucked there.

And these solid floats are removed and the water is released to the fishes to drink in the river.. Not a too tricky process ei? The whole sewage plant don’t smell too good, but it would be interesting to even get close to the one we have back in Malaysia. With the hot sun and humid air, i bet the smell would be, well let’s just say it’s different.

Hope this didn’t cause too much discomfort, especially when u next drink Milo, take a coffee blended with chocolate cream topping. Take a breathe, close ur eyes and think of the amount of shit u release everyday. And thank the ppl or organism tat’s involved in cleaning up our mess, show some appreciation!

Let’s sign this off with something greener.

Ain’t she sweet.

Many say tat the moon in an overseas country is always much nicer than those back in our own. I don’t agree as Malaysia always display some nice sunset and sunrise, well tat’s if u ever give a damn about it and being just like me sometimes - take-things-for damn granted.

I’m not really sure bout sunrises, can’t remember the last one i saw.. but for most (including myself for sure), we prefer the sunset (i just prefer it, not cuz i cant rise wake up for the rise!)

But sometimes, just sometimes, can’t help but gotta fall into the minutes of admiring to orangey pinky purplely o’ so sexy sunset, which the Vikings make sweet love under this type of settings until it’s gone and drink vodka and do it again..

It’s okay if u dun like these.. i prefer the sunset when it’s tropical windy weather like our own ahem ahem.. Malaysian islands. But damn it, i just can’t take my eyes off the sun for like almost 45 minutes until it fades off.. And wat the heck, gotta appreciate these scenes as the temperature is falling further and sun time is getting lesser and lesser.

What’s ur favourite colour? Mine is purplish pussyly pink.. for now..

Dear lil’ red riddy,

Ever since i 1st lay my eyes on u, i knew u were the one. U were laying there with a few others, giving me tat shy smile and blushy look, it knew instantly tat u wanted me too. As i was with occupied with another one tat was borrowed, i cant have u instantly but after some nice negotiation with ur limping boss, he agreed tat i pay for u 1st and come back for u the next day.

The whole night i was thinking about u.. how graceful u were and how much u remind me of my ex back home in Malaysia. But frankly, she is nothing compared to u.. u are way too hot, especially ur little round spot on ur neck which gives this cute moan and turns me on when i feel it, which reminds me of the roti man tat rides on the motorbike. When i get bored with u sometimes, i always like to touch ur black nippled breast button and it gives me the inspiration to continue riding u..

It’s now just slightly short of 1 month tat we have been together, we been through up and downs, been to places where not many would go with us, and we came out of it all without any problem. The worst time tat made u labored so hard was while we were moving over to the new student dorm in Flogsta, where tat bloody fat ass boxy fella with his both arms torn, just placed his black butt on ur sexy back, 1.5 hours he was like tat and u eventually broke down - i totally understand and felt for u.

But today, while we were dating and on the way back to cook some sweet dinner together, u got way too high and gave tat orgasmic scream while confusing me, it was the worst fart sound i ever heard in my life.

Must be tat i’ve been riding u too hard, or working u too much. My apologies but u are the one closest to me and one tat i enjoy spending personal time with. I do somehow believe tat it could be some post-effect of the cruel abandon by ur ex. He must have gave u deep bad memories by leaving u and selling u off just like tat, and it’s fine to breakdown in front of me.

And a 15 mins ride, turned out to be a 45 mins pushing of ur sexy body through the drizzling rain..

Hope u don’t cost me a bomb when i get u fixed tmr.. heard tat giving u some special service could be better off getting a new gal, hope this doesn’t happen, but pls don’t push me to do it.. and i just gotta bear my feelings seeing those guys laying their dirty hands on u, right in front of me..

Updated: The fix on the wheels costed SEK100 ~ RM50. It was okay considering some tat i heard could cost 3 or 4 times more! But the mechanic said busted tyres are a norm here, there was one day he got 34 busted tyres! Imagine his income for tat day! And he followed tat up by showing me the tiny glass pieces tat caused my bust. They were all over the street. SHIT, how many times do i need to visit him?!

He said it’s by those drunk bustards throwing their bottles on the ground..

Or.. is it the bike shops tat spread all the glass pieces on the ground, to get some good profit.. &%@¤”&%!¤”!½§!@

1stly pls allow me to clarify, if u get to this post via any search engine for typing the kinky word and expecting to see some lines in between woman’s breast, u will be hugely dissappointed. Go find ur porn somewhere else.

Okay now pls allow me to share something, actually a word tat was brought up during a natural resources lecture on minerals. U shud have guessed it, the lecturer who really really do reflect the Colonel KFC guy, wrote this word on the white board “CLEAVAGE”.

There’s an instant discomfort where chairs starts to move followed by sudden silence and ppl start to be still, well except for a few who got a lil’ high. Seems like cleavage do appear in minerals as well.

Cleavage in normal conversation goes with almost the same category of voluptous, words tat brings attention and excites guys ppl in general.

It got me a while to get exactly wat Colonel was meaning bout cleavage in minerals. It wasn’t easy when ur mind keeps thinking bout the more stimulating version. And when i asked him:

Is cleavage the line between the, ermm.. surface? (with a hand gesture of my right hand pointing towards my neck and chopping it down several times)

He was so serious in explaining it, while there were some giggling around. And thus, i still dun really get the actual mineral meaning of it. And he kept taking up this piece of mineral and kept saying:

This has no cleavage

It’s flat and smooth, of course it doesn’t have any cleavage. And thus i’m relating this to the preferred cleavage meaning in OUR life, to make it easier to remember.

And when this piece of mineral which is actually quartz was passed around in the class, u could see tat there are many ppl “touching” and “messing” with the “cleavage”. More suprisingly many of the gals do it also.

And if u still dun get the mineral meaning of cleavage, pls don’t google it. U’ll see results tat u didn’t original intend to, but u might be satisfied to, just like this one here..

Officially, i’ve now have a room all by myself, under my name, tat i am responsible of paying the rent and being a tenant of a room tat i suprisingly like. And more interestingly, i’ve got internet connection even though i still don’t have the username and password to log on. It’s good being a WESO where i learn how to access the net while not being allowed to, at least not yet.

So much were supposed to be up here much earlier but i shall not bitch on the lack of accessibility. And now tat classes has started for 1 week, time shall be tuned back a little to the week b4, where the orientation took place for 1 week.

Besides the normal bla bla black shit, there was a pot-luck picnic where 3 of us kinda cheated and did a combined dish - the most costly fruit salad tat looks the most normal.

A combination of (in order of my preference) Kiwi, banana, honeydiu, watermelon, apple, and some live plucked berries from the garden. Something like this costed almost RM100. Let’s feel to the post-merdeka fever by sticking to Ringgits. Well, let’s not compare.

Hmm, and it was being “honoured” the center stage position.

And a glimpse of ppl tat like to pretend be involved in getting things organized.

It’s one of the stupidest slowest game besides golf i’ve ever came across. Crap, it’s a traditional game so let’s be nice. Screw the name i’ve forgotten it, but it relates to sticks. Kinda short human flesh coloured sticks.

2 teams, each with 5 short sticks in a row. Standing face on to the opposite team with a distance of 50 meters, and take turn to knock down the sticks of the opposition. Knock it all down and then aim the longer stick in the middle and win. The fun kicks in when u see those with frustration and frawning of not being able to hit any sticks. Hit a couple of sticks with mine so i was erecting smiling a little.

Swedish Traditional Village, where Vikings used to make a lot of love and spread many seeds. And there are quite some elements tat will make u convinced on this, or other wise.

1st pls allow me to be decent and explain tat this is actually a piece of shit sheep. Right after this shot was taken, my camera lens got licked and polluted. Sheeps here do not behave tat well when exposed to technology.

But on the bright side, they look smart and cool when they are full of fur, just can’t wait to laugh at the sheep tat licked when she gets shaved.

And then the Viking element kicks in.

Apparently, they poo and collect it, tie it up and make sure tat it is able to curl into a “U” shape. Too tender or too hard it won’t work. This is used to determine the health and the food consumption of the Vikings as to maintain their proficiency and condition while they go for war, make babies, etc.. Nah, i made tat up, it’s traditional sausages, but it does look pretty shitty.

A walk in the garden and if u look closely, u see some of these lying around, waiting to be laid back to ground. It does trigger some senses of Vikings who might enjoy eating it.

Model of Viking girls. Notice something wrong with it? Well yea of course a 3 years old will notice tat there is not head, but u shud have look lower. Something doesn’t look really right with the chest part. Wat’s that word.. CLEAVAGE!! Where has tat wonder gone? Swallowed by the Vikings?

This might just explain it.

Vikings were believed to be the pioneers of the creation of wonder bra. But they screw it up and it didn’t commercialize due to their inability to combine the 2 sides to make it a complete fit for the gals. From this it could be noticed tat the shape of the breast of Viking females do stand out among others.

But seriously, I am still scratching my head now on wat are this. Any guess? No porno pls i just made tat up.

Let’s not think too much and digest off food too fast. Time to lay on this baby and take away her virginity for now.