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I’ve been struggling for the passed few days on whether this post should even be composed or not. Confession sake cleared the doubt and so here i am, 1 of my personal intimate embarrassing moment, till date.

It was a very exhausting night where i guess there was just a little too much salt in the Tom Yam chicken breast:

it tastes much better than it looks!

The saltiness resulted in damn thirsty throat for the rest of the night, and water boy like me just dun care tat much on the consumption of water, well after all water is free flow here and can be safely consumed from the pipe.

As usual every single night, i’ll pee right before hitting the bed, well this applies to most ppl ei?

And so tat night i had a dream, can’t remember much on the content of the dream, just remembered the last few seconds. I was aiming at a trap hole on the floor in someone’s kitchen - aiming as in aiming my lil’ bro. The next thing, i felt a warm sensation flowing out of the lower part of my body.

And so i was awake –

the 1st instant still blur on wat happened..

2nd instant curse a bit ^%#$^%@#@..

3rd instant eager to make sure either 1 of the 2 possibilities tat had happened.. guys u will know wat i mean, gals it depends on ur knowledge on guys..

4th instant curse again %^!@$%@!^&@!..

5th instant, jumped up instantly to avoid overflowing..

and rushed to clear up the mess.

It was 6am in the morning and i have no more mood to sleep, curse again !&@%$&!%@ and decided to do the laundry and wash it all up. The destruction was not too major, well in fact nothing at all after washing up, but the flood was pretty terrible. And the mental affect was quite uplifting demotivating.

How could i still do stuffs like this at this tender age?!

3 ways of seeing this:

1. I’m still pretty young and young ppl do things like this and it’s normal
2. I’ve did something tat i didn’t do for say 10 years ago? Don’t quite remember the last time i did it..
3. For those of u who are still wondering, it’s NOT a wet dream. It was very wet, but it’s not stuffs tat can make gals pregnant, aka sperm.

Which could make it sound even worst, oh yes.. i’ll just say it directly now.. i pee on my bed.

And after telling all this to ma via voipdiscount, she said:

U sure it’s not wet dream or not?

Yes ma, i’m very sure i know how to differentiate pee and sperm, and it’s the 1st time in my life i heard my mom saying the term “wet dream”. – it sounded cute.

Dear Spussy,

How uncertain u make me feel now. A log on to soccernet and seeing u hitting the headlines made my lil’ heart burning quite a bit. Big O’Martin Jol being sacked?

I’ll be frank, it does get to my back with the results spurs have been getting lately, any fan in the world would when the team u love only manage 1 win out of 10 matches. My instant instinct, was kinda relieved that a change is being made by the spurs board.

But, when i think more about it, Jol made us a top 5 team for the passed 2 seasons, and he can’t just turn bad over a summer just like tat. He’s having the spurs team now tat is 1 tat i’ve liked and have hope in the most throughout the years. It’s just the results tat’s not clicking, and well.. it’s always about the result so i’ll shut up..

Do hope that the appointment of the new man will bring better days, better results tat is.. days in spurs camp has been nice for loyal spussies like myself, even though the results have not been as decent. It kinda looks set on Juande Ramos, Sevilla’s ex-manager, tipped to be the next spussifier.

image courtesy of soccernet.com

Please do a statement sometime soon (when things are more settled), on this departure. Even though there’s no point moaning over a dead cat, we would like to know the “controversies” behind closed doors, if there is any..

I’ve gotta confess, i’ll miss u jol, thanks for the mini-glories tat u brought to spurs fan like us. And i deeply, don’t wish u leaving.

Looking for better days,,
SpursJian

In regards to days, here is another day tat is Blog Action Day! It’s a day where issues concerning the environment gets some special attention..

gawd, am i making u guys yawn with all these?! fear not, KuKuJian.com still and always serves as something more casual than all these, and there are a few in line..

Anyway, when i took some seconds to think of wat will be something to do with the environment.. Hmm, there are always the top lists or to do list such as this one, 100 Ways to Save the Environment, which could come in handy. But the next thing tat came to my mind – recycling. What is something tat we haven’t really tried to recycle.. Hmm.. CONDOMS!

And so let’s take a moment to think of wat we can do with:

• Expired unused condoms
• Used condoms with semen, particles and probably hair leftovers

Image courtesy of istockphoto

BTW, the following are interpreted from the viewpoint of me being a gay guy, and it’s good to highlight tat it’s not my personal experience.. damnit why am i confessing this to make myself more suspicious?? Just, treat it as general knowledge will ya?!

When there’s an expired condom laying around, would u wanna use it? Okie all of us will surely say:

“Nah!! NEVER!!”, or “Of course not!”, or a straight “NO!!”.

Are u sure?

Well for desperate or heated up situation maybe ur answer is “yes..” or maybe when things get too drunk, maybe unconsciously, yes.. or maybe for the sake of a layer of protection just to make sure and there’s only expired one around and 7-11 feels like so far away, maybe a reluctant yes.. Noted tat the term “maybe” is used cuz i’m not sure, and i’m imagining and putting myself in one’s shoes on things like this..

There are a few ways of “recycling condom” tat could be pretty practical, and also in the name of “renewable”..

1. Wrap it on ur cellphone: good to protect the screen from scratching, also to provide some lubricants to fingers especially when the air is dry. Especially useful for shock absorbent and on the dashboard of the car for anti-slipping.
2. Condoms are tested to have high withstanding of liquid. Thus, giving it very good waterproof characteristic. Would be useful for island trip, in particular snorkeling time. Put some dried bread into expired condoms and take it for fish feedings while snorkeling, the fishes either like the smell or hate it, use expired seafood-taste condom to make them like ur bread more..
3. Okok i’ll be serious now (well i have been just tat this is REALLY practical). Donate the expired condoms to secondary school especially when biology class on sex education is being taught. Students will be amazed to see how the teacher do a demo in front of them (especially if u have a hot biology teacher, like i had in my high school). Or even donate the expired condoms to clinics or some health center where the demo is being performed on fake penis.

As for the used condoms, damnit wat’s wrong with u?! tat’s so disgusting to even wanna know! I’ll rest my case here..

There’s a day to almost everyday, some are crappy normal and fine such as birthdays and anniversaries.. some are made up for reasons of lazying and not wanting to work or go to school, like labour day which i totally respect.. but 1 that supposed to sound stupid, sounded totally cool and in fact, kinda meaningful and made me realize tat, we for the 1st time can actually do something to change the actual date of this day every year!

Okay i know i didn’t sound convincing enuf but few days ago, it was actually Ecological Debt day!

Simply put, it marks the day when we begin living beyond our ecological means. Apparently it was 3 days later last year, meaning in last year, it took another 3 more days to use up the same amount of resources.

Diu, so wat?! ~ yupe i heard few of u saying tat. And pls read on if u are one of those tat is reading this because of the title of this post.

Okay let me slut about another term called Ecological Footprint. To be frank this term has come to me quite sometime and heard from many mouths and so i’ll dig deep to get a grasp of it this time.. Making it easy for myself to understand, it’s the demand of human made on nature, on the productive land and sea area where its use to consume resources, as well as dispose waste and shit..

On practical terms, it takes into account wat we eat, the car we drive (biking is believed to have no impact so it’s cool to bike, remember this), our type of energy consumption (watching porno over sleeping, u can figure out which consumes more energy), the frequency of gals changing and washing their bra which results in higher utilization of washing machine (well some gals actually hand wash it so u gals are cool) and many more..

Try control your lifestyle a little bit more, well even though u can’t feel the difference just do it so tat ur bra or underwear will sustain longer..

I’ll be frank, britney spears has been one of those heavenly ppl tat heavily infected my adolescents hood. U know wat i mean.. and i shall not elaborate further on that.

Recently caught hold of her performance of her latest single “Gimme More” on MTV Video Music Award 2007 and my jaws kinda dropped, well actually it was my heart tat dropped right down to my balls.

Isn’t she gorgeous? Isn’t tat smile so sweet innocent? and isn’t the peaks hitting all time highest? so wat’s with all her critics and her weight and her energy and her performance and her voice and most importantly her body?

She’s still my britney even though not so much anymore since she’s not a “virgin” when she allows her fellow dancer to do this kinda things on stage (and i dun wanna know how backstage)..

Just tat, my bottom line, is to let myself remember tat, while i was watching this performance.. i DIDN’T get any stimulation at all (very very unlikely) and the truth is, i felt like throwing up. The spaghetti was pumping up my adam’s apple and thank goodness i saw 50 cent’s cutest expression to hold the spaghetti down..

I finish watching her performance and just tot tat, she had a fat bad day.. and she will bounce back, for sure! I still hear her singing “Everytime” to me..

snapshots courtesy of MTV.com

Oh alex u must drag me ini ei? u taggie little fella.. it seems direct and sweet, and here goes..

Familiar ei? well yupe got kinda whored up and having the sunsetty scenery stucked on the screen there. Please dun try to figure out wat’s the icons on the desktop, some are better left unknown.. unless unless.. u really got curious u can try ask me and i’ll see whether to spice u up.. 1 thing, this xps babe is porno-clean, just if u were wondering.

otherwise, it could be a little boring.. come to think of it, guess i’ve seen narrowband doing this too! Hmm.. for u reading this, do this taggie and drop me a comment for me to check it out! I really wish to but i dunno how to make u feel “unlucky” for tagging u :)

and a sweet lil’ list of those who has slutted on this.. pass this on if u have this taggie published on ur bloggie:

iRonnie – I Set No Corner
Thess – Thesserie
Rebecca – Skippy Heart
Knoizki – A Dialogue With K
Beng – Kauderwelch
Tina - My Good Finds
Rachel - Heart of Rachel
Alice - Hello, My Name Is Alice
Cmate – Mini Bites
Alex – Bytes Of Me!!!
Jian – KuKuJian.com