Anyway, with the snow being so sweet, i just can’t resist, really can’t resist anymore.. it’s time, to give birth to, my 1st snow woman. Allow me to humble introduce everyone to Voluptey, the snow girl.
Her name is after the adjective voluptuous, for her attractive asset that is her core of birth in the 1st place. Being tired and bored of conventional snow man, and in promoting gender equality and demote gender bias, she will be a legend in spreading the importance of this issue, tat even snow woman shall not be ignored and be treated with the same amount of attention tat snow man has enjoyed over the centuries. She will use her grace(s) to indulge in many movements to spread her flakes to whoever that needs it.
Considering the fact that she was born in less than 13 minutes, from a virgin parents doing it the 1st time, let’s admit that her figure is not perfect. And that she runs a bit out of proportion, especially the size of her left breast is slightly more lumpy and larger than her right breast. This is because she has a large warm heart and it resulted in an enlarge left breast, and her ass is not much of in clear shape, due to the fact tat this is the 1st snow woman and it is allowed to have some mutation in the DNA formation.
Much work, effort and experiment will be focused on the lingerie aspect and curvy body line for her upcoming daughters. Hopefully with some professional advices from good snow body appreciators. Please drop in your suggestions for upcoming Voluptey births.
ps: My baby Canon Ixus 40, has gave me her biggest PMS till date by snapping her screen. Now, she doesn’t show me her naked body anymore, she’s wearing a white blouse, with pinky and and black patches. Pictures taken from now onwards will be via viewfinder and no customized modes $@#!%#@$%!$#%$#@, Voluptey’s pictures suffers from lack of controls and micros due to this reason
And so i skipped a seminar, the reason? To get myself radioactivated, oh yea.. real time radioactivity. It’s not an official excursion but some cool course mates took the initiative to organize it and super kind for them to invite me along in the 1.5 hours road trip to Forsmark, one of the few nuclear plants in Sweden, owned by Vattenfall, THE energy company here and several neighboring countries.
Prior to that, Ewa fed us with some nuclear basics, well so tat we dun look like dumb ass holes and ask silly questions, as we dun have much background on nuclear. And i realized that Vattenfall’s website is not only cool, but filled with useful information presented in an interactive and clear way. Did actually learn quite a bit from a corporate website, how common is that?!
And we were advised to have a pro-nuclear attitude while there, and so we did. Sad thing is, it wasn’t really camera friendly in there. Expected, these are restricted zones and any snap of pictures or flashes of the camera will trigger the uranium’s instability and trigger them to react cause meltdown. Blah! And so many scenes are only kept in memory.
We started off in the simulation rooms, a real resemblance of the actual simulation room, where it’s divided to 2 sides, 1 for controlling and monitoring the reactor, while another side being the generator.
Any screw up here and u expected another Chernobyl headline. Lina, our 30 minutes guide fed our nuclear hungry brains, withstanding our constant bombarding of questions. She was pretty poised yet u can feel tat the information is limited or maybe more of, confidential and restricted.
Then, we were joined with a bunch of young plumbing school students, for an informal presentation of the plant. Students here will have 3 opportunities to visit this plant throughout their academic period, a practice to make the residents staying here safe and confident of nuclear, and brainwash them to be pro-nuclear. The session onwards was in Swedish, and so it was really testing me. Obviously i failed miserably due to my super pre-mature Swedish education. Anyhow, 3 out of the 5 of us knows Swedish and i stick to them like a leech.
We then went to the used uranium repository area, 50 meters under underground, with an extra 10-15 meters under water. This is the chamber where the waste is stored, for 100 years++ or so for the radioactivity to fade down. Here, rods and rods of urine uraniums are slided into big poles of copper and iron.
Wat amazes me is the way the whole underground is being dug. The ceiling looks damn solid unlike any cave.. oh and our guide Michael Ã…kman, knows stuffs really well. Our senior, spending 4 years in Uppsala University, doing his thing in Energy Engineering prior to taking up this current post in Vattenfall. And he is really cute and charming Since i have no pictures of him, i managed to find this in the official annual report, and tot it would be good to share this.
So i found a pic of him, this doesn’t make me gay allrite.
No pictures of cool stuff, so how bout a picture about some yummy radioactive stuffs.
We then skipped the after lunch session on visiting the nuclear reactor itself, as 1 of us needs to catch a flight back home for Easter holiday. Good enough, i had sufficient dosage of nuclear exposure for a day. And i do feel myself being a little bit mutated and dizzy, because on the way back, we were speeding and i haven’t been a passenger in a car for more than half a year now.
What is like being in an area, where every point of creating it takes into consideration many sustainable elements.. Or, does places like this even exist? We checked it out, in a place called HÃ¥gaby, this is an eco-village, believed to have 50 aspects of sustainability, with a 30 minutes biking distance from the city centre of Uppsala.
The weather was sweet, shining and pretty balls freezing.
And it’s normal that ppl have the tendency to walk towards the sun and try get themselves burnt. Not easy i must say.
On the peak of the lil ‘mountain’, we could see what was used to be a valley, and then got pretty frozen from the strong chilly wind, u know it’s cold when something inside ur pants is having cool sensations.
Our professor Per Berg, who’s leading us in this course of Interdisciplinary Methods, is actually a resident in this place.
He’s the one planning the landscape and neighbourhood, and staying here! This is wat we call awesome, planning ur own residential area and how u want it to be, and then having it being a role model of other sustainable townscapes. It’s like having the power to gather the cottons u would want, and sew it and transform it into an underwear tat u would like to wear, with the sweetest colour u want, and with the appropriate comfort and feel to not turn u on too much.
One of the attraction for ppl to come here is the Sunday fika and lunch restaurant, serving ecological and vegetarian food. It’s a weekday and while not the actual course, we gotta enjoy the health food in terms of school canteen style, yup back to those days, but so much cooler in terms of the food. SEK30 for a free flow health food?! I could die on it everyday..
Oh and of course we were in the company with many pre-puberty swedish kids, where we feel more like “intruders” with our obvious gap and appearance.
They sing before they eat, and sing again after they eat, and with the companionship of their teacher. Speaking bout bonding..
Then to the eco-shop. 80% of the goods sold here are ecological products, catering for the local community here but more also for visitors from outside wanting to get good ecological stuffs.
Ecological products are slightly more costly than normal products, but u really get wat u pay for. The content, the nutrition, and the moral, but more obvious is the taste of it. Okay i’m bullshitting cuz i have insensitive taste buds but tat’s wat it’s supposed to be.
But 1 thing, have u seen so erected stick from an onion before, in conventional onions??
Now, how bout ecological blue diamond viagra pills.. hmm..
And there’s even a section on organic undergarments.
Not sure how ecological it could be but too bad there ain’t any guys boxers or briefs sold there, would be really comfort i presume? And i’m not the only guy tat wants to try it on..
Playground are not only for kids here, grown ups can have a hook in it as well. And looking pretty stupidly funny in it.. while being dangerous to surrounding ppl around..
With so much health and nutrition around, it’s not surprising at all to see an overgrown or over-furred pussy cat. Or just plain fat cat.
However, it’s is a real challenge trying to figure out the gender of the cat, i tried and failed, gotta trim the bushes underneath. He/She doing the cat walk on the fence in a very fat catty style.
There’s also a garbage composting machine in the community itself. And it doesn’t stink tat much while we were in there. Biodegradable garbage are placed in the machine and via aerobic decomposition, with some little wood chips, nutritional soils are produced after 6 weeks. These soil could then be used for domestic stuffs and 1 thing to note is tat it didn’t look like shit.
And then we walked by a place tat was used to film the beginning scenes of Gladiator.
Well, just a little shorter and without Russell Crowe.
Per then invited us to his own house, and we got a taste of some HÃ¥gaby wine and i got drunk, totally non-alcoholic, yet really refreshing.
And wat more, he played some sweet piano melody. A professor that is tat kind to treat his students with music?? WTF! Never did we expected this.
Apparently his daughter Lisa Livsey, will be performing at HÃ¥gaby’s community hall on April 6, 14.00. I’ll be interested in checking her out now tat i’ve got hooked with her dad’s music. Well, apparently music runs through the family. And this also represents 1 element of the cultural sustainability of this community.
And we then adjourned to the final spot of the excursion, to the nearby waterfall.
It’s a nice view destroyed by some an ass hole, who actually did pee into the water %$@#%!#@%$!!
But wat the heck, it’s something from nature back to nature, just a little bit more ammonia and heat into the waters.
But with ice at the edge or the water, this is something i haven’t seen in my life. Aww.. let’s keep stuff like this for a long long time coming okay..
Something like this anywhere in Malaysia? It’s not impossible..
In a land where there ain’t a 2nd Malaysian around, being with another kaki walking around Uppsala street, and being able to lash out some china pek words, is just like a 7.2 months resisted ejaculation on a 7.2 richter scale. And when it erupts, no matter how short the duration, it was a one tat is to be remembered.
It started something like this..
jian: lan eh beng! *saying while mild spanking his ass a bit* beng: eh eh cibai gay zai u fat dy leh! jian: yea meh, biasa la, eat more to keep warm ma u think wat?! diao lor, later ma see dy mah laugh at me? beng: tiu la, i also leh, face gemuk dy la..
Now i miss it.. or i miss him.. or just any malaysian.. never could hit tat out here, no one will understand me.
And who else will come to my room, all the way from the land of hotdogs, to the land of meatballs, and recommend me sites like this, and a few more others.. and then ignore me to concentrate on other more hardcore stuffs, using Swedish internet connection.
Well, give him a break, can’t blame him, German internet ban and censor stuffs like this.. he still has his hormones pumping around.
But then he influence ppl and force ppl to look at the stuffs tat he recommends.. even though ppl not interested and dun wanna get polluted. But okay la, see see a bit, give face a bit, since he likes the content so much.
Pure typical genuine cibai lang.
But beng, thanks for allowing me to touch u see u, really needed it.
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