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And so we were building our little rafty of 3 monks and a unbitchy witch for the passed few days.

Objective and motivation of our rafty? Simple, burn the witch in front of the church in Uppsala, reflection of the medieval ages.. The pure and white version, clean and virgin as it still was..

Next on, it’s time to pollute the clean angelic rafty, with the painty colourful pollutions coming into play..

And some stupid teammate actions and fooling around..

A little bit of unhealthyness..

Plus some damn kau serious focus good undiscovered nude painting skills..

Some good cleavage motivational moments.. (ps: i really am wondering how this shot got to my CoCo baby camera, must be tat Turkish perverty fren really, i swear..)

Some piercy viking boobies..

And even times when i was wet in my pants, due to the water gun competition where they was forcing us to hold a bottle in front of my penis, like this..

only for this Turkish bastard to wet me all over and inside out for the rest of the day..

And despite the sacrifices and flu to my dick (it was really cold when the wind blew), we were the last in the water gun competition..

But with all these, we gave birth to the Medieval ages Uppsala city representation on our rafty..

Pls be frank, tell me which one of the following Uppsala Cathedral is more sexy? Damnit really should have made our twin sticks more pointy and sharp.

And seeing our rafty placed safety into the truck to the starting point, felt pretty accomplished..

Now, just to fit in 3 monks and the bitchy witch in the raft..

Wopps the unbitchy witch is still not found yet, maybe she’s still masturbating with her broom stick and flying on her way here on her stupid red eyed scarecrow..

hmm.. gonna float or sink? Checked out the river and the primary waterfall slot - i’ll be lying if i didn’t feel nervous..

Wish the 3 monks and the witch good luck on Wednesday! Happy Wet Holy-Not Valborg 2008!

And so the sensation of summer is getting closer to ejaculation now. We decided to have some wet fun and welcome the arrival of summer by building a raft. Yes tat’s right, KuKuJian is gonna build a raft. The theme is some what foreign to me - The Medieval Bonfires, where we go back to the old times, where witches are burnt in churches. More of that will be coming soon, but in the meantime, pls be tuned to see how 2 sticky woods, and 2 pieces of styrofoam, will be transformed into a playing center on Uppsala’s river.

Hopefully all 4 of us will be able to sustain throughout this task..

And, Happy Earth Day every soul! Turn off ur computer now to show some contribution (or non contribution) to energy conservation, and come join me build my raft - now, this is the lamest invitation on earth.

Also, pls also join me to embark on a journey in digging the truth behind technology, “Welcome to The Machine” by Derrick Jensen, it’s a fun yet scarying read, of truth about technology surrounding us. Though a little sarcastic and repetitive, u will surely find some sort of amusement in there. Especially while the author dedicates a little bit here and there to the female human body. And how bout this, “Scientist will not be satisfied until they know everything, until they have entered and penetrated all the holes and corners of the world”.. Hmm.. damn greedy, perverty and stingy scientists.

If u have 20 minutes to spare on porn today, close ur porn and click on this link. Trust me, do it, rather than waste this 20 minutes on shopping, or making love, or actually.. still make love but skip the foreplays and get straight to the point, and finish it fast.

Would not be begging u but if u don’t know, means u don’t care and with tat, u deserve to be laughed at. In 20 minutes, u will be entertained, smartened, and equipped with essentials on global economy and how it works. This is 1 of the most compact and straight to the point video i’ve came across for sometime now. Stylish, simple and well done. To put it in pervert terms, this clip is like a normal breast among all the other pinky piercy drier ones. Yet, it still stands out and feels like the most voluptuous one. It is just filled with so much in such beautiful manner.

Now go, i did my part to lure u, the balls are in the tip of ur heads hands..

This is just a teaser.. go check out the real stuff of stuffs in The Story of Stuff.

HSBC - Horny Slutty Bitchy Cocky bank is really testing my patience here. 1st is their website is always so slow to load for an international bank of their reputation - and it’s cuz of this reputation they have that made me sign up with them prior to coming to Sweden. And it’s feeling more and more of a wrong bank selection.

Pa suggested that we should take a trip somewhere when i’m back during summers. And yes we did decide on a cool place, with only a couple of hours left for AirAsia’s “I need a break” promotion, things gotta be sorted out with speed.

And to the credit card payment page, click on “proceed”, got a pop up begging for patience which might take up till 45 seconds, and then u can see stuffs loading, connecting to the hsbc gateway.. and then this slutty thing came out..

and then?!

I was so convinced that they are down, and even got good guts without much thinking, clicking “back” and “proceed” again. Same shit. Call them up (damnit international call not cheap ok HSBC ppl..), and after all those interview grand-nana-wat name, penis wat length questions, they ask me to try again later.. tat’s all they can say?! @$#!%$@#!%

This ain’t the 1st time, purchasing via internet using a HSBC credit card always faces obstacles, the time bomb is clicking and i cant recall when was the last time online purchase with HSBC worked smoothly, as in straight success..

Ended up using mom’s credit card and it worked oh so smoothly.. and of course, it’s NOT an HSBC card, kinda got a feeling that any other cards besides HSBC will work nicely.

Ok, but 1 good thing bout having their credit card.. is tat the personalities when u call in, always managed to tame me down and make me feel better, they need to have this practice, since they should be used to having pissed customers calling up, but really.. screw their system.

oh and screw HSBC another thing. After almost 2 years now, i have yet to receive the gift tat i was supposed to get when i apply for their card online.. and i did call them up twice on this as well! %$@#$%!#@%#!@

While damn bladi patiently waiting for Coco SUXI’s sparkle to my life, i’m still surviving with SUXI 40.

I admit, i’m pretty addicted to online shopping (not tat i purchase much at all, and i dun buy my underwear online). It’s way much cheaper than walking into any of the shops here. And besides testing patiences, there isn’t any reason to not buy online. Surely more of these the coming days, when the package appears in my little post box.

And while the temperature is starting to feel milder, u start to see more of the pussily little tiny flower, humbly penetrating out from the ground.

Spring is coming.. wat a transition from a couple of weeks ago, from -10 to +10 within 10 days. Damn my balls shrink till peanuts, and now it expands like a tennis ball..

Did i say tennis?! Oh gracious damn i did!

The court ain’t silky smooth. Yet.. the sensation of swinging in such chilly temperature, though really stiff and robotic, was such sweet warm feeling inside. But there ain’t fences around the court, there are branches - Playing in nature is the theme here..

And yes, finally i lost my virginity, in wearing a jacket and longs while playing tennis, like a damn pro in competition when they warming up. Felt pretty cool..

This was our last shot together. Now SUXI 40, with her beautiful nude body screen, ain’t that sexy anymore.

Guess i forgot my gentleness towards her and snapped her up while she was caressing me around in my tight jeans. Wat to do, follow Swedish trend and wear tight jeans, it’s cold here, can’t blame us.

But nah.. actually, i was with my Levi’s, bought from home. Wouldn’t wanna risk too much of my manhood by wearing super tight jeans. Imagine that while biking, damn extreme tension and pressure on the testicles.

Anyway, it was way back to a very long history of endeavor and excitement tat me and SUXI 40 went thru together gather. Islands, mountains, beaches, highlands, happily paparazzing, toilet moments, food enjoyments, and having some personal intimate part and organs session.

(shot with sony ericsson k610i hopeless focus-less camera)

Been almost a 4 years affair. Now, she’s being all conservative and wears that ugly black pinky ribbon on tat fake imitated white jersey. Some say i should be kind to her and rescue her, there’s a risk, and 1 that i guess i’ll put aside. I guess i gonna dump her for SUXI 80, her chocolate skin just teases me to wanna grab her, very irresistible.. and i’m not tat keen YET to jump to the dSLR bandwagon..