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Was hesitating whether to blog on the current mode of mood. Yet, KuKuJian.com has been a little personal platform to unleash sometimes. It’s been a summer coming back haunted with health events tat is currently circulating within the loop among pa, ma and myself.

Few days before flying back from Uppsala, ma dropped me an email, saying tat pa is staying overnight in Kuala Lumpur General Hospital (KLGH). Apparently, he felt some numbness on his fingers and finally surrendered and went for doctors consultation. He didn’t know it was THAT serious. Pa’s blood pressure was 180/110, doctor wanted him to stay in hospital tat night itself.

Uncle, when u have blood pressure one ar?

Which pa still have the humour to answer:

Doctor, since i was born, without blood pressure i wouldn’t be here now la..

The actual word shud be HIGH blood pressure, the doctor must be thinking, this fella’s pressure high till insulting my professionalism. But the next statement really shocked pa:

ok uncle, u stay here ha, i’ll arrange an ambulance for u.

Still pretty stubborn and rebellious unbelieving and defending.

But doctor, i can drive myself to the hospital

No no uncle, u sit here, don’t worry bout ur car, later i ask for a wheel chair and the ambulance would be ready very fast one

He rejected and signed a document of release and self responsibility for not staying tat night. Few days later, a 2nd checkup reveals similar result and this time pa was mentally prepared to not fightback, giving in to reality.

And thus spending 2 nights with the nurses and overlooking beautiful scenery of Kuala Lumpur city center, pa was monitored and then released with medications, now, joining ma for medicine consumption sessions together gather.

Ma has started her treatment many years back but on Saturday, we went to Pathlab in Old Town together for her fasting plasma glucose check up. Ma’s been under medication for the past 2 weeks ++ and doctor ask her to do this check after 2 weeks of medication. The result was just faxed in few minutes ago. Pa showed the slip to me, and it was the exact same high reading as b4 starting the medication. We were both upset as well and not sure how to disclose this to ma. Eventually ma knew, and she is pretty weepy now. I feel upset, pretty down seeing ma looking like tat, though i can see ma is trying real hard to portray a normal face. We then did our own post-moterm session in the living room and read one of the HBP pills info, which has side effects of increasing the body’s glucose level, which could be the cause of ma’s result. A clash of treatments?? More on with more information in the coming days..

To join the bandwagon, i found myself having little pain and stiffness on my left foot big toe. The next day, it felt as though i twisted or sprained it. The pain and smell swell grew tremendously and i can barely sleep that night. The next morning, i knew something ain’t right as i hardly remember kicking or tripping over anything. We were suspecting that it was a bee sting. Yet, no bee stinger was found anywhere around, within, inside the toe. Surrendered and went to the nearest clinic here in Gasing Indah.

1st thing when the doctor saw it, he asked me wat have i been eating yesterday. Crab.. almost 2-3 of them. And doctor followed up by saying tat i have GOUT. Fuck. I heard tat term b4 when wanching’s hubby, TG had it sometime last year and is really painful and can hardly walk sometimes. Fuck.

Try not to focus on my leg hairs, i’ll not be pissed but u are suppose to compare the size of toes.

Doctor wanted to inject my butt. Fuck! I kinda hesitated but when he say if it’s my arm i can’t move it for the rest of the day, i chickened and pussily unbutton my pants and unzip my flyers. Don’t think i blushed though. While i was lying face down wards with my pants loosen and slightly pulled down, he look over to ma and say tat he’s gonna inject my ass with Voltaren. Sounded real damn familiar and could easily be in my allergic list. Being unsure, the doctor refrained from injecting my left ass to avoid me having a multiplied and enlarged size penis swollen body all over.

The doctor rejected injecting my butt. A few other alternatives aka Aspirin and ponstan, the doctor kinda went blank, opened up his drawer and took a grey-greenish pill and ask me to swallow this down.

And thus my subscription, Arcoxia for pain killing and Papase for swell reducing (papase is apparently formulated from papaya, and cuz it’s so, many think it’s not profitable and thus made unavailable, hmm.. i’m consuming it though, papaya pills).

Along with this, sore throat and several ulcers in my mouth. Probably due to insufficient and incapable of sleep due to my moaning of pain from my big fat toe. @$%@!$#%$!#@@!

Days with controlled and boring foot and food.

Okay, i gotta confess, i got sucked into the Euro fever. Though our presumed default to-cheer-for team, aka England ain’t kicking any ass this time, there’s 1 other team tat will only make viking sense for me to enjoyed the thrill of supporting something tat gives sensible feel to cheer for - Sweden.

Watching football on the big screen ain’t exactly same like in Malaysia. Not tat it’s better or more fun doing in Stockholm, but it’s definitely the closest one could get to watching a match in a real live stadium, ha! so called satellite reality ei.

Wonder why is Tiina chewing her gums and looking so focus and concentrating prior to the match? The Pre Menstrual Match Syndrome aka PMS.

And so Sina is the victim of this PMS. Seems really enjoying kissing an invisible, unidentified object in the air.

Ohhh yeaahh and the KuKu Total Swedenization under construction, some internal ‘pil’ and swedish chips consumption to top it up.

Damn bladi wish the weather could be more mild and warmer, then the surrounding humanly surrounding wouldn’t be so boring. As the chinese proverb goes: People mountain people sea?! Just tat it’s hidden covered “mountain”..

And a “red-spot” on the ground 2 cm away from me, a condom in japanese characters? Some1 dropped it and some1 will get pregnant and some1 will be borned tonite.

The 1st half went pretty nervy, Sweden dominating possession yet unfruitful, and the greeks getting labelled “football killers” by the crowd.

Half time pee, screw the queue to the portable toilets, a better alternative is to do a sunset sweet salty peeing contribution back to nature. It felt really good to pee into water from a platform approximately 3 meters higher. Not every1 likes this action though, Sina just can’t seem to release it out.

Shortly after peeing, Zlatan’s screamer!

Totally out of the blue and make a huge orgasm throughout the crowd. And i still do think he is a very delicious guy, though some beg to differ..

Sweden 2 - Greece 0, yup it’s a pretty outdated result yet the post match contain a couple of stunners.

Climbing up a traffic light and hanging on waving and singing ain’t easy, guess he got his fame of attention as the live SVT (Sverige Televesion) post match broadcast is just around the corner.

As though tat was tough, he should really have a career in coconut tree climbing for nuts.

To top it off, the crowd took advantage of the occasion, in the name of celebration, to human-block part of Stockholm’s main primary road. This car and several buses behind gotta re-route. Don’t mind this happening again, for the sake and sacrification for sweden kicking some football asses.

Tonite, while Zlatan’s knee issue is all over the Swedish press as his club Inter being very against Sweden fielding him, nevertheless, i’ll hopefully witness victory viking chants against the Russians and wake up dad and mom to cook meatball for me.

Vi är svenska fans allihopa!!

ps: how sweet it is to smell Malaysian air again. I mean it with no skepticality and genuine truth. The humidity makes my balls wet but, this is the sense of, home..

And so, finally, i feel summer here in Uppsala. Where being in the room is warmer than outdoors. When it gets somewhere near 28 degrees celcius, it would be pretty wasteful and silly to stay indoors. And thus, took a 7km bike down to Sunnersta, where apparently, we heard tat there is a lake to bathe, and sunbathe.. honestly, got pretty excited by just hearing the term “sunbathe”.

Almost an hour biking, getting lost and silly enough not to bring a map.. and also trying lady luck by following a bunch of kids dressed in swim suit thinking they would be going to sunbathe, who eventually was on their way home %$@#%!$@, and finally giving in to our stubbornness and asked some1. 3 minutes later, saw this..

why are the so much forest?!?! where are the chicks lakes?!

As some saying goes, always gotta work the way thru the forest covers and bushes before revealing the real naked truth of viking valley and beauty.. ok i made up this saying totally..

Found a spot and laid a towel, and went straight to dip in the lake water. It was still pretty freaking cold~ dip in and got back to our spot. Would prefer the “scenery” damn much more than the icey water. More bikini pictures?! Nah, i’ll keep it for myself.

Can’t believe my appetite to indulge in this juicy salad. It tasted really fresh despite the stim and heat around. Must be the surrounding factors bringing more taste to it.

And approaching summer, only will the swedish strawberry come to the world. It was pinkily reddish, firm yet mushy, really gave my mouth a good orgasm on the 1st bite.

I wouldn’t mind if a gay guy would come up to me and finger feed me with this strawberry.. better still when it was freshly washed with some wet water drips on it..

A lesbian couple in front of a bunch of Svenska jordgubbar?

Okay i admit, i was looking out a lot, even wore my lenses the 1st time in Sweden, but frankly, it wasn’t a nude spot, didn’t see any nipple. Closest call was a gal putting on her bikini but using her hands to cover up her boobs, damn skillful and no leak! Also saw some fake ugly silicon boobs in bikini as well as some lotion applications. Good to see, but didn’t trigger an erection - i swear..

Seriously, tat’s wat Dylan Ong Chen Xi was doing in this clip. Wanching’s little baby can’t stop attempting to chew and swallow his own foot.

The song sings in Mandarin, direct translation means “pull the carrot“. Dylan oh Dylan, carrot and foot are 2 different objects, 1 to chew and to cook soup, 1 to walk and pick up gals. Mommy and Daddy gotta educate a little Dylan a bit, or better not, let him be cute and make my day.. After all, he would be the generation 2.0 of a4friends!