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And so it’s a Friday evening, and i have no plans to go anywhere. Not that there isn’t, just tat sometimes, just feels better off staying in, sandwiched between the walls.. Looking straight out of the windows, laying back and take a deep breathe to fill my lungs with autumn oxygen..

The weather in Uppsala has been great the passed few days, putting on a hoody jacket and it’s nice to breeze around, smelling nature, seeing leaves starting to turn red and orange, preparing to give in to the snow..

Biking is fun nowadays, Red Ridey has been nicely lubricated down there and keeping her 2 round rubbers voluptuous, she always make it smoother for me.. Riding on her just gives me more and more pleasure nowadays..

Plugging in Shuffly while breezing along the biking paths, and hooking on an easy beaty song, dunka mig gul & blå, just makes everything around so so swedish..

Stopped by the pond in front of Uppsala Castle, watching some ducks making out while dipping into the waters to wash off their love juices.. biting on a lil’ self made cheesy sandwich, and just watching ppl walking by..

Night falls and time for dinner, sometimes u just have the tendency to call up any1 tat come across your mind, and go check them out.. And so the 2nd call i made, brought me to dinner.. ?? just lost his wallet today so i tot it would be good to spend some time with him, make sure he is well after the post-wallet moments, and not doing any silly stuffs.. well it could happen to any1, and as typical great swedish ethics, some1 found his wallet and send him an email to collect it up.. and tat’s wat i call – sweden.. anyway, i always like his view out of his room.. this is the sunsetting here, but usually there are some more swedish views – if u know wat i mean.. not only pakindleshi views from my room..

Even the Cathedral is lighted up during the night time nowadays.. and thus, making out around this area could be seen clearer now..

I like this place a lot, i’m starting to feel more part of it.. swedish is picking up, ppl seem so much nicer, and i feel tat i could connect with the place.. and it’s during moments like this, tat there must be something coming in to make u leave all these behind.. life is really a bitch sometimes, either a sexy or slutty one..

Opening up my shelf in the kitchen cabinet, and realized tat there is a huge pack of flour lying steadily upwards, as if she’s screaming out loud “use me~ sprinkle me~ dough me up~”.. being as considerate as i usually am.. i fulfilled her desire.. after all, i was thinking of consuming up my stuffs more efficiently b4 purchasing new ones.. and so, tumbled, stirred, cracked, and heated her up..

She cracked a little.. do believe is tat she got a little too hot, but it’s always easier when she has cracked, easier to, well.. see through her and slice her up..

Oh and her texture was just fine, not too fine and with no makeup.. seeing her flesh from within, showing her warm side profile.. in such cold weather, putting my fingers beside her warm tender flash is just so comfortable.. the steams could still be felt when i sliced her up..

And now i’m consuming her.. just found myself keep digging her hard crispy sides and top flesh..

ps: it’s getting freakingly cold so soon.. this time last year, i was still wearing t-shirts and biking around, ain’t so now.. almost start wearing winter clothes this week dy.. %$#@!$@!@!

ps2: Jag håller fortfarande på att lära mig svenska. Det är mycket svårt men jag hoppas att prata svenska så snart som möjligt.. jag hade lovat mig själv.. så var snäll och inte skrattar!

Dear Spussy,

And so the new season has started. Many new faces cum came to u, and the likes of these macho guys will surely make u look much better on the bitch pitch. Though this is an early assessment, the fact is tat u lay pitifully at rock bottom of the table, as of 13 September 2008. We are the only ones out of the 20 teams, without a win, and scoring of the least goals.

But screw tat, my whole liver and lungs are to u tat u gonna get ur balls out of the bottom, and on the way, giving us entertainment with the style of football Juande will play, and strike up some good wins.. Modric’s vision, Giovanni’s pacey technique, Bently’s sweet crosses, Pavlyuchenko’s strikes, combining with wat we have already, i gotta confess tat this has been a squad tat turns me on in a huge deal..

C’mon u spussy, make us wet proud.

With lotsa love balls,
Spurry

When anyone mention the term “pole dance“, we instantly relate to striptease, gal (or guys) in undergarments doing their moves on poles, all those noti bad dirty thoughts comes flooding in our mind. Right? C’mon admit it u dirty minds. Sensual ppl doing their business with the long hard cold shiny metal sticks on the stage, turning on the spectators and triggering the development of the hardening of their own sticks as well..

And i dun blame u for having those impressions. I used to be so as well (impression wise la i mean), until i gotta to know about the healthy side of it. It is a fitness regime, though i gotta admit it’s a damn bloody sexy fitness regime tat surely does draw more horniness attractiveness and attention than many other fitness regimes.

Recently, pole dancing has caught on as a new and increasingly popular form of exercise, in which women (and sometimes men) use the pole as a workout prop. This form of exercise increases upper body strength (by using the body itself as resistance) while toning the body as a whole.

says Stripping Off The Weight, CBS News website, retrieved on 8/20/2007.

Just yesterday, the 1st ever Pole Dancing Competition in Malaysia, oh yes u heard tat right, of all the rules and restrictions here, we have a pole dancing competition right here in the heart of Malaysia~! Though there somehow still are some damn stupid regulations towards certain participants, gotta say tat, acceptance level of the authorities has somehow, (just maybe) opening up a bit..

Anyway, KuKuJian is proud to announce the winner of the 1st ever pole dancing competition in Zouk Club Kuala Lumpur – LiLi Kosin~!

Pls try not to get turned on by the following clip, as i shall remind u again, it’s a fitness regime, the latest trend of exercising and keeping fit.. Oh and pls dun mind the yells and screams in this clip, ppl really do get very excited and turned on happy to see stuffs like this..

Congrats li, u so deserve this after all ur hard works and practices with ur beloved long hard tough sticks, keep it up~! Really wished to be there, to be able to witness u live, real, flesh in action, yet u know tat the support is always there, no matter the distance and miles.. :)

And so, before the nasty pre-winter weather comes flooding in this land again, just gotta bear the already chilled weather and go have some little fun. A trip to Stockholm’s own theme park, aka Gröna Lund.

So wat’s it compared to our own Genting Highlands? The cute swede guys asses of course. Well, okie not tat much of tat when it’s getting colder, but damn.. i had my pants went lungs burst, most balls exploding jaws dropping roller coaster ride, in my little life. And after tat, our lil’ Genting’s cock screwing roller coaster, feels like mary go ’round.

We were the last few person getting on the last few coaster rides b4 their 2200 closure time. Lucky, damn lucky. My ex-salsa partner Linda is working her shift there and got us free rides (apparently to save some $$$ to do an Asian backpacking cum next March, dropping by Malaysia~ too bad i won’t be in bananaland to bring her around). AHhhhhhhh, it was some good testosterone pumpings tat i’ve been lacking ever since.. ermm.. (damn i used 4 minutes thinking and yet, so i’ll leave it blank)

And boy, tat guy looks so pissed at me staring and salivating over his big fat kex choklad (swedish equivalence to KitKat), i was so eager to try my luck.. yet yet yet, the gaming booths closed right after the rollercoaster ride. %@#$#@!$#@#! i’ll have my shot the next time and i so damn am gonna get 1 of those and stuffs the rest of my 2 months with it..

And finally after 2 months + of dance halting, got a little salsa senses back.. but i felt like a robot.. a damn stiff and un-lubricated one..

ps: I’m addicted to sausages aka korv. I really am.. damn those juicy meat and bastards mustards squeezed all over the long hot meaty stick.